Conservative Only MEMES

Why men should not give advice…

Wake Up and Smell the Coffee

Awesome Photography…Part 4

 

There are two days in Life that we should NEVER worry about

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One is Yesterday
with its mistakes and cares,
its faults and blunders, its aches and pains.
Yesterday has passed, forever beyond our control.
All the money in the world cannot bring back yesterday.
We cannot undo a single act we performed.
Nor can we erase a single word we said.

The other day we shouldn’t worry about is Tomorrow
with its impossible adversaries, its burden,
its hopeful promise and poor performance.
Tomorrow is beyond our control.
Tomorrow’s sun will rise either in splendor
or behind a mask of clouds – but it will rise.
Until it does, we have no stake in tomorrow, for it is yet unborn.

This leaves only one day – Today.
Any person can fight the battles of just one day.
It is only when we add the burdens of yesterday and tomorrow
that we break down.
The experience of today doesn’t drive people mad –
it is the remorse of bitterness for something
which happened yesterday,
and the dread of what tomorrow may bring.

Let us therefore live one day at a time!

– Author Unknown-

Math through the Ages

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Teaching Math In 1950’s:

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit?

Teaching Math In 1960’s:

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100.  His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit?

Teaching Math In 1970’s:

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80. Did he make a profit?

Teaching Math In 1980’s:

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20.

Your assignment: Underline the number 20.

Teaching Math In 1990’s:

A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of $20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes?

(There are no wrong answers, and if you feel like crying, it’s ok. )

Teaching Math Today:

Un ha chero vende una carretada de maderapara $100. El costo de la Producciones es $80. Cuanto dinero ha hecho?

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PERFECTLY STATED….

THE SPHINX—A LITTLE THIS AND THAT

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Where are the Grimm Brothers, or wicked witch ?

https://www.theonion.com/cackling-oil-executive-watches-through-crystal-orb-as-g-1850077160

https://www.bangkokpost.com/

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Ohio needs more diversity, equity, and SO influences to remain a dumpster fire.

https://babylonbee.com/news/cleveland-browns-now-only-second-largest-train-wreck-in-ohio

https://www.newsmax.com/

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The Potpourri Editor:  What is interesting today, LL ?

The Cornucopia Cat:  I have a bunch of things.

Something is out of whack with this ad.

A Wheat Penny for your thoughts.

https://nypost.com/2023/02/17/rare-doubled-die-penny-sells-for-2k-how-to-spot-one/

Is that a banana in your pocket or are you glad to see me ?

https://nypost.com/2023/02/16/average-penis-length-has-grown-doctors-call-it-concerning/

The ancient Romans knew what was going on.  So does Miley Cyrus.

https://nypost.com/2023/02/20/archaeologists-shocked-to-find-first-known-roman-dildo/

Almost all are crooks.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2023/03/04/treasury-testify-friday-withholding-biden-family-suspicious-wire-transfers/

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This joker is unqualified, just like the Supreme Court Judge, Ketanji Jackson, who couldn’t define woman.  Which will kill the most Americans?

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/spencerbrown/2023/03/03/watch-bidens-faa-nominee-fail-to-answer-basic-aviation-questions-n2620193

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HerShe has a new ad.

https://redstate.com/jimthompson/2023/03/02/biological-man-wearing-red-lipstick-is-the-star-of-hersheys-new-ad-for-womens-month-n710717

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/madelineleesman/2023/03/03/hershey-trans-candy-bars-n2620148

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Randi gets her power from union teachers.

https://nypost.com/2023/03/02/a-university-finally-stands-up-to-woke-virtue-signaling/

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Garland strikes again.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2023/03/01/garland-doubles-down-on-forcing-female-prisoners-to-be-housed-with-men-n2620105

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New Yorkers need a government not corrupted from top to bottom.  A political outsider like Trump wouldn’t owe anyone any favors or insider trading tips.  Of course, you would need a fair media.

https://nypost.com/2023/03/02/nyc-commuter-rage-grows-over-lirr-schedule-overhaul/

Biden has cancerous tissue removed.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/spencerbrown/2023/03/03/biden-biopsy-results-are-in-n2620201

Disney makes more filth.

https://nypost.com/2023/03/02/fans-slam-trailer-for-woke-live-action-peter-pan/

New York is a sanctuary city and state.

https://nypost.com/2023/03/03/city-hall-spending-10m-a-day-on-housing-feeding-migrants/

I guess this creature wants someone else to get assaulted with a hammer in their home.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/saraharnold/2023/03/04/nancy-pelosi-attacks-biden-for-handling-of-dc-crime-bill-n2620211

There are too many creeps acting like fireman, starting their own fires to extinguish.

https://www.breitbart.com/tech/2023/03/04/mit-anti-lgbt-slurs-found-on-campus-were-written-by-students-protesting-its-pro-free-speech-policies/

Astronomy Picture of the Day

Jupiter and Venus from Earth
Image Credit & Copyright: Marek Nikodem (PPSAE)

Explanation: It was visible around the world. The sunset conjunction of Jupiter and Venus in 2012 was visible almost no matter where you lived on Earth. Anyone on the planet with a clear western horizon at sunset could see them. Pictured here in 2012, a creative photographer traveled away from the town lights of Szubin, Poland to image a near closest approach of the two planets. The bright planets were then separated only by three degrees and his daughter struck a humorous pose. A faint red sunset still glowed in the background. Jupiter and Venus are together again this month after sunset, passing within a degree of each other about a week ago.

Tomorrow’s picture: name that galaxy

TODAY’S BIBLE VERSE