Life from the seat of a tractor….

An  old Farmer’s Words of Wisdom…

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Your  fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and  bull-strong.

Keep skunks and bankers at a  distance.

Life is simpler when you plow around the  stump.

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a  John Deere tractor.

Words that soak into your ears  are whispered…. not yelled.

Meanness don’t just  happen overnight.

Forgive your enemies; it messes  up their heads.

Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.

It don’t take a very big  person to carry a grudge.

You cannot unsay a cruel  word.

Every path has a few puddles.

When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.

The  best sermons are lived, not preached.

Don’t judge folks by their relatives.

Remember that silence is sometimes the best  answer.

Live a good and honorable life, then when  you get older and think back, you’ll enjoy it a second  time.

Don’t interfere with somethin’ that ain’t  bothering you none.

Timin’ has a lot to do with  the outcome of a rain dance.

If you find yourself  in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin’.

Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.

The biggest troublemaker you’ll probably ever have  to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin’.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Good  judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from  bad judgment.

Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a  whole lot easier than puttin’ it back in.

If you  get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try  orderin’ somebody else’s dog around.

Don’t pick  a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he’ll  just kill  you.



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Please Help me, Mr. Soros. The walls are closing in on me!



The question is answered.


It’s like the guy I wrote about last week, winning about $400,000.00 betting on Fairleigh Dickinson to beat Purdue.  Sometimes you get lucky.


Just The Facts Editor:  Do you believe your government, LL ?

Answer Cat:  I wouldn’t believe anything from anyone without verifying it.  Government employees are under the Ivory Soap Rule 99 44/100 percent will lie about anything that will harm or help them, depending on the circumstances.

I just covered the release of nuclear waste that was reported 4 months after it occurred.  The time frame probably gave the radioactive water time to disperse and be almost undetectable.

Is a Deuce Coupe a poker hand, AC ?

No, it is what use to be called a hot rod.

Does praying work, AC ?

It can pay off.

Her dad looks like a Weeble.

Avoid pit bulls, monkeys, and sanctuary city streets.  Shut the doors.

There is too much news.  Vote Democratic.


This is good news for Georgia and Iowa children.  It’s a start, crooked doctors are everywhere.


Biden’s nominees are unqualified for any court.  They are perfect for political BS.

What have you created, Joey.


The lies never end.


Too many Americans have mental health issues.  The sad part is they elect the most repulsive ones.

This entire study is worthless.  A TV camera can make anyone feel like a super-hero.  Look at America’s politicians.  Most are probably hooked up to an IV when the camera is turned off.  For our Oregon readers ( the IV is for intravenous, not the Roman numeral 4 ).  The explanation is for children, which is how many politicians act.

Alvin would make a good chipmunk.

More Democrat collusion with education organizations and Biden DOJ.

More military corruption.

Congress and Joey passed the stupid trillion dollar deficit budgets.  Vote Democratic again.

This is how they get their money.

They need some yellow crime scene tape.

Hillary is a good match for Commie Columbia.

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