Ditch Mitch

Hey Mitch: You Were Not Elected
To Do The Bidding Of Chuck Schumer And CNN

ON MY QUOTEBOX…I was so surprised

I was so surprised today. I heard something positive about Gavin Newsom.

Actually, it was the fact that he tested POSITIVE for COVID again.

He left California during the snowstorm to go to Baja, Mexico and brought back the Positive Covid results.

Some people will go to any extreme to get a positive comment, right!

-Sheila Tolley-

Here’s the story…..

For what it’s worth….

Conservative Only MEMES

Funny Picture Contributions

The roof painter

Look at him, what a plonker.

The Cat Who Made A Bad Decision

You can see it on his face that he's not a lilo man.

Mark with a “C”

The greatest Starbucks name fail ever, even better than Clint's.

It could have happened to any of us really.

The classic cake failure

All the more funny when you think about how long it would take to pipe this.

The learning curve

You've got to make some mistakes once.

Another cat who made a bad decision

That's a sad kitty.

A story in 4 parts

He's one of them now.

The squirrel who fell

I think he was fine though.

The stapler from floor four

He had a lovely time.

Grown ass man stuck in playground

He's probably still there.

School teachers?

He was a good student.

The thought Process

Sometimes you just know, you know?

The Fire Chief Said…

100 Fantastic Firefighter Dog Names for Males & Females - DogVills

For those who understand, no explanation is needed. For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible. Not fair to make a judgement of this, until you see what the Fire Chief says!!!!

In South Los Angeles, a 4-plex home was destroyed by a fire.

A Mexican family of six, all welfare recipients and gang members, lived on the first floor. They died.

An Islamic group of seven welfare cheats, all illegally in the country from Kenya, lived on the second floor. They, too, all perished.

Six LA, Hispanic, gang bangers & ex-cons lived on the 3rd floor. They, too, died.

A white couple lived on the top floor. The couple survived the fire.

Jesse Jackson, John Burris and Al Sharpton were furious!! They
flew into LA and met with the fire chief. On camera, they loudly demanded to know why blacks, Muslims and Hispanics all died in the fire and why
only the white couple lived?

The Fire Chief said:

“They were at work.”




Where did modesty go ?



Abilene News—1871.



Learn about America.




The Yogi Bear Editor:  What is your first news maker, LL ?

The Cocaine Cat:  A movie has been made of the bear eating cocaine.  The coke was dropped from a plane.


More bear news.


Rat City merchants use K-9 units to fight shoplifters.  It is a society gone down the toilet.


The Federal Government wastes beef as badly as money.  Put Kamala in charge and they will die of old age.


Some cattle history.


The Sphinx uses this intro to show what the Democrats and Joey want to do with you.

A treat.

Ole RINO Swamper Mitch shows his true colors.  He is hopefully in his last term.



The Democrats all need to die a natural death, using the Ivory Soap Rule.  Joe Biden should be number one.



Randi Weingarten’s teacher union should be decertified.  Her union teachers sux.


RANDI WEINGARTEN is president of the 1.7 million-member American Federation of Teachers, AFL-CIO, which represents teachers; paraprofessionals and school-related personnel; higher education faculty and staff; nurses and other healthcare professionals; local, state and federal government employees; and early childhood educators.


There are two, Trump and DeSantis.



It appears that equity, diversity, and the other woke shet has reached major hotels in America.



You go Joe.




Why hasn’t the government banned the batteries—because they are in almost every device in the world.



I don’t understand the news coverage on the Mexican killing of 2 Americans and the other 2 being rescued.  Chicago has that many shot or killed every Saturday night between 12:00 and 1:00 A.M.

Panama courts rule same-sex marriages are not a right, they don’t contribute to continuation of the species.



Terrorism in Atlanta.



Davidson and Sui have a wreck.


Fox news.


Who knows why they met in D.C.


Jeff sneaked his yacht out of Holland.


This guy needs his friends to talk to him.



Astronomy Picture of the Day

DART vs Dimorphos
Image Credit: NASA, Johns Hopkins APL, DART

Explanation: On the first planetary defense test mission from planet Earth, the DART spacecraft captured this close-up on 26 September 2022, three seconds before slamming into the surface of asteroid moonlet Dimorphos. The spacecraft’s outline with two long solar panels is traced at its projected point of impact between two boulders. The larger boulder is about 6.5 meters across. While the DART (Double Asteroid Redirection Test) spacecraft had a mass of some 570 kilograms, the estimated mass of Dimorphos, the smaller member of a near-Earth binary asteroid system, was about 5 billion kilograms. The direct kinetic impact of the spacecraft measurably altered the speed of Dimorphos by a fraction of a percent, reducing its 12 hour orbital period around its larger companion asteroid 65803 Didymos by about 33 minutes. Beyond successfully demonstrating a technique to change an asteroid’s orbit that can prevent future asteroid strikes on planet Earth, the planetary-scale impact experiment has given the 150-meter-sized Dimorphos a comet-like tail of material.

Tomorrow’s picture: a great nebula