MUD MEMES…23-009

Good Stuff

You have the capacity to choose what you think about. If you choose to think about past hurts, you will continue to feel bad. While it’s true you can’t change the effect past influence had on you once, you can change the effect they have on you now.

If you think you’re too small to make a difference, you haven’t been in bed with a mosquito.

Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut save you thirty cents?

Courage is contagious. When a brave person takes a stand, the spines of others are stiffened.

Forgiveness is the sweetest revenge.

THE SPHINX—WHISTLING

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The Pentagon

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2023/03/07/house-oversight-committee-launches-probe-into-pentagon-after-fifth-failed-audit/

I’m late for International Women’s Day.  Everything is I identify as.

https://www.theonion.com/international-women-s-day-1850199200

https://www.thenationalnews.com/uae/

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Biden says this will be sprayed on East Palestine to neutralize the poison.

https://babylonbee.com/news/list-of-side-effects-from-drug-commercial-just-sounds-like-40-year-old-mans-typical-tuesday-afternoon

Here is how Joey is going to spray the entire city of East Palestine, it might take until granddaughter Navy who lives in Arkansas reaches age 21.

https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=video+spraying+weed+killer+by+hand+with+vinegar#kpvalbx=_s-IIZNfRNN2kqtsPg_OH0AY_37

https://townhall.com/

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The Musical Editor:  Can cats whistle, LL ?

The Not Hardly Cat:  No, but here is some history.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whistled_language

Here are some ways to whistle.

This is a whistle for dogs.  They can hear higher sound vibrations.

This is like crinkling money or anything that can’t be traced to a politician.

The first recorded wolf-whistle, which has been declared abusive to women for many years.

Some readers might remember these whistles.

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One bettor won.

https://nypost.com/2023/03/19/bettor-wins-495k-with-bet-on-fairleigh-dickinson-to-top-purdue/

Make your pick.

https://nypost.com/2023/03/20/march-madness-2023-wide-open-after-wild-start/

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The Dutch are making progress.

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2023/03/20/pro-farmer-party-wins-even-more-dutch-senators-than-expected-globalist-govt-loses-big/

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The dems are toads.

https://thefederalist.com/2023/03/17/woke-effectively-describes-the-lefts-insanity-and-thats-why-they-hate-when-you-say-it/

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People are stupid.

https://nypost.com/2023/03/17/michigan-teen-dreams-of-hanging-with-a-sloth-but-it-bites-her-at-pet-store/

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It’s a wonderful day in the neighborhood, can you spot what is wrong ?

One hockey player said if he wanted to play girl hockey he would join the girl’s league.

https://redstate.com/jerrywilson/2023/03/19/san-jose-sharks-goalie-james-reimer-declines-wearing-pride-night-jersey-usual-couches-fainted-upon-n718577

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2023/03/19/rachel-dolezal-attends-katie-hobbs-hair-discrimination-ban-executive-order-signing-n718644

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/saraharnold/2023/03/19/mexican-president-blames-american-families-for-fentanyl-crisis-lack-of-love-hugs-n2620861

https://nypost.com/2023/03/19/sunday-night-after-two-fatal-shootings-flood-of-people-guns/

https://nypost.com/2023/03/19/big-mac-inflation-attack-iconic-burgers-price-soars/

Half of Americans believe that what they think is real.

https://tolleystopics.files.wordpress.com/2023/03/my-fake-plants-died-because-i-didnt.jpg

Tiger Wood’s ex-wife would have whacked the rodent.  No golf course superintendent should have squirrels on the property.

https://nypost.com/2023/03/19/squirrels-interrupt-play-twice-at-pga-tours-valspar-championship/

What a shame.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2023/03/20/this-is-insane-mexican-government-seizes-assets-of-american-company-n2620887

It’s hard to tell who to root for.

https://nypost.com/2023/03/20/gwyneth-paltrow-to-stand-trial-over-2016-hit-and-run-ski-crash/

The Murdaugh Diary.

https://nypost.com/2023/03/21/death-of-murdaugh-linked-stephen-smith-ruled-as-homicide/

Bible Verse

Ephesians 1:2 Inspirational Image