Day: March 24, 2023
For Ladies Only….Part 1
Conservative Only MEMES
My Favorite MEME today…LOL
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Kentucky, and the third is from New Orleans. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence.
The New Orleans contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil “Well,” he says, “I figure the job will run about $9,000. That’s $4,000 for materials, $4,000 for my crew and $1,000 profit for me.”
The Kentucky contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, “I can do this job for $7,000. That’s $3,000 for materials, $3,000 for my crew and $1,000 profit for me.”
The Chicago contractor doesn’t measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, “$27,000.”
The official, incredulous, says, “You didn’t even measure like the other guys. How did you come up with such a high figure? “
“The Chicago contractor whispers back, “$10,000 for me, $10,000 for you, and we hire the guy from Kentucky to fix the fence.”
“Done!” replies the government official.
And that, my friends, is how the Government works.
“Remember when … Four boxes kept us free: the soap box, the ballot box, the jury box, and the cartridge box.
Now, our Soapbox is censored, our Ballot box is rigged, the Jury box is threatened, and they are trying to take away our cartridge box.
I love my country; it’s the government I’m afraid of.”
Smile A While….
“Everything we read seems to be Gloom & Doom nowadays….let’s take a break and smile.”
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, neither one could hardly see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but they went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, “I must be losing it. I could have sworn we just went through a red light!”
After a few more minutes they came to another intersection, the light was red, and again they went right through. This time, the passenger was almost sure that the light had been red, but was also concerned that she might be seeing things.
She was getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention. At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red and they went right through it. She turned to the other woman and said, “Mildred! Did you know we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us!”
Mildred turned to her and said, “Oh My Gosh!! Am I driving? “
A policeman is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street.
However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach. After watching the boy’s efforts for some time, the policeman walks up behind the little fellow and, placing his hand on the child’s shoulder leans over and gives the doorbell a solid ring.
Crouching down to the child’s level, the policeman smiles and asks, “And now what, my little man?”
To which the boy replies, “Now we run!”
THE SPHINX—I CAN’T KEEP UP
Feinstein & McConnell should stay at home–California & Kentucky.
Women don’t seem to care about women anymore. The last time they marched was to get a brain, liver, heart, etc., for the dying RBG. Thank goodness BLM is still out there standing up for Black people. Memphis is on their calendar.
The Busy Editor: What and why can’t you keep up, LL ?
I’m Not Staying Awake Cat: The changes in society are coming too fast for one reporter-cat. I tried to interview an assistant, but most are selfish, rude, or have an attitude. Here are my best candidates.
The language changes like a roulette wheel in Las Vegas. Everyone wants to mutilate children. It used to be that people with different sexual mores said God made them that way.
This is a new one, even for an informed reporter-cat like me. I have read about property bail, cash bail, own recognizance, but never foot-bail or leg-bail. The nearest I can locate on the WWW is running from the police, coppers, law, fuzz, etc. It is confusing.
Amigo and I are opening a brand name foot-bail–Nike, Reebok, Converse, New Balance. We will be rich.
This is an accused murderer in Portland, Dwarf State Oregon. I say he foot-bailed, had a place to be in a hurry, or was training for the Oregon BLM Olympics. MST says he might have skedaddled.
The foot-bailer wasn’t having the murder saddle cinched to him. Here is a hoof-bail.
These are my applicants for an assistant, at one of my cat-functions. Maybe one of these will help me get back to being awake only 1 hour a day.
These guys will be our district managers. We might have to put them in blackface and wigs.
The kid should have been in some juvenile facility, or have competent men search the future killer.
This is the government directing how your money is invested. I wager it goes to woke companies.
This looks like good news.
As we were told by Lord Acton.
Michigan already has a commie governor, Gretchen Whitmer. Some fool mentioned her for President.
You go New York.
St. Francis saves money and avoids men who think they are women athletes.
We have seen many instances in the past 5 years where the WOKE politicians change their tune when they are the victims of crimes. If they can’t get individual protection from the police they hire private security paid for with campaign contributions.
Trump’s new hit will probably top Cash’s Folsom Prison Blues on the charts.
Trump won’t be the man in black, he will be in Red-White-Blue.