MUD MEMES

 

ON MY SOAPBOX…I Ain’t no ornithologist

I have a bird feeder in my yard that I fill and maintain all year.  I also have a bird bath. I enjoy watching the birds. That being said, I had to google “ornithologist” to be sure I spelled it correctly in my title of this post. So, for sure…I am no specialist in birds. I know cats are their primary natural enemy and that about sums up my bird knowledge.

BUT, I am sure that everything seems to be political nowadays and Cowbirds are Democrats.

Brown-headed Cowbird | Bird Gallery | Houston Audubon

These birds are infamous for laying their eggs in other birds’ nests. The female cowbird notes when a potential host bird lays its eggs, and when the nest is left momentarily unattended, the cowbird lays its own egg in it.

The female cowbird may continue to observe this nest after laying eggs. Some bird species have evolved the ability to detect such parasitic eggs, and may reject them by pushing them out of their nests. But, the female cowbird has been observed  attacking and destroying the remaining eggs of such birds. As a consequence, this dissuades further removals.

These are true facts about Cowbirds. It does not take a vivid imagination to visualize Cowbirds as Democrats. I would not be surprised to look out my window and see a bunch of them shoplifting my bird feeder. They may even paint CBM (Cow Birds Matter) in huge letters on my driveway.

Come to think of it, I will start watching these lazy democrat cowbirds more closely. I may need a whole herd (Clowder) of cats.

What do you call a group of cats? 🐈🐈‍⬛🐈 : r/cats

The next thing the cowbirds will demand is that we…..
DEFUND CATS!


Check out this link…I think you will find it very interesting.

https://www.audubon.org/news/is-it-okay-remove-cowbird-eggs-host-nests.

Conservative Only MEMES

Keep Smiling…Part 1

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I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom, until they’re flashing behind you.

I changed my password to “incorrect” so whenever I forget it the computer will say, “Your password is incorrect.”

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

I hate it when people use big words just to make themselves sound perspicacious.

Hospitality is the art of making guests feel like they’re at home when you wish they were.

Television may insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.

Every time someone comes up with a foolproof solution, along comes a more-talented fool.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you’ll have trouble putting on your pants.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

When I married Ms. Right, I had no idea her first name was Always.

There may be no excuse for laziness, but I’m still looking.

Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking.

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Is it wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly?

I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

The grass may be greener on the other side, but at least you don’t have to mow it.

Fun With Words

THE SPHINX—ANIMALS

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If she only had one sip of her imported beer it would be perfect.

https://www.theonion.com/marrying-woman-who-doesn-t-eat-her-pizza-crusts-best-de-1850128776

One more time, ban pit bull dogs.

https://nypost.com/2023/02/26/girl-6-needs-1000-stitches-wont-be-able-to-smile-again-after-vicious-dog-attack/

https://www.mizzima.com/

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I swear.

https://babylonbee.com/news/sixth-grader-swears-his-science-homework-was-blown-up-by-a-sidewinder-missile

https://www.breitbart.com/

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The Tired Of Politics Editor:  What’s up with animals, LL ?

What’s Good For The Goose Cat:  Here is an interesting story, about Biden trying to kill poor geese.

https://babylonbee.com/news/goose-getting-suspicious-this-f-18-is-following-him

These people are teaching geese how to migrate.

The balloon dog was destroyed by Biden.

https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/woman-accidentally-breaks-pricey-jeff-koons-sculpture-at-art-wynwood-in-florida

https://redstate.com/jimthompson/2023/02/19/sunday-funnies-did-biden-secretly-destroy-another-china-balloon-n705616

Get that pup.

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-great-reasons-to-get-a-dog

Learn bar codes if you want to buy some of Hunter’s art.  A few grams of coke might work.

https://packagex.io/blog/barcode-types

Russell and friend get no barcodes, and no service.  It’s a pity.

https://nypost.com/2023/02/26/russell-crowe-britney-theriot-kicked-out-of-australian-restaurant/

There is only taxpayer money, the government has only what it prints, which causes inflation.

https://nypost.com/2023/03/13/how-silicon-valley-bank-bailout-will-hurt-us-bank-customers/

https://redstate.com/kiradavis/2023/03/13/banking-crisis-worsens-first-republic-bank-shares-plummet-to-shocking-lows-n715892

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2023/03/14/gavin-newsom-praises-bidens-backing-of-svb-customer-deposits-forgets-to-mention-he-was-a-client-n716370

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Purina recalls more dog food.

https://www.foxbusiness.com/lifestyle/purina-recalls-more-dog-food-potentially-elevated-levels-vitamin-d

Those rascals.

https://thefederalist.com/2023/03/10/calling-out-private-censors-weaponization-committee-signals-it-wont-stop-with-fbi-twitter-collusion/

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You fix it Mayor Adams.

https://redstate.com/kiradavis/2023/03/13/point-of-no-return-nyc-in-policing-crisis-as-resignations-reach-record-numbers-n715750

https://nypost.com/2023/03/13/nypd-to-crack-down-on-beard-length-coffee-drinking-punctuality-sources/

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Release the name, is this hide and seek ?

https://nypost.com/2023/03/14/speculation-mounts-on-who-the-new-biden-family-member-is-that-got-a-cut-of-3-million-wire-transfer-in-2017/

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Fetterman’s condition.

https://redstate.com/bonchie/2023/03/14/new-health-update-on-john-fetterman-is-the-most-insulting-yet-n716334

This creep should be in prison.

https://redstate.com/jimthompson/2023/03/13/trump-whistle-blower-alexander-vindman-accused-of-war-profiteering-n715791

I’m tired of the dems again.

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2023/03/12/taibbi-drops-yet-another-dem-with-a-little-reality-n715516

He sounds like a politician.

https://nypost.com/2023/03/13/catch-me-if-you-can-conman-frank-abagnale-lied-about-his-lies/

The Biden’s have been sucking the public teat for 30 years.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/spencerbrown/2023/03/13/are-taxpayers-funding-natalie-bidens-spring-break-trip-to-san-diego-n2620552

More fraud.

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2023/03/13/more-wuhan-insanity-report-claims-u-s-may-have-been-double-billed-tens-of-millions-of-dollars-n715956

At least they are planning ahead.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2023/03/13/house-republicans-release-first-list-37-democrat-targets-2024/

Some people are more important.

https://pagesix.com/2023/03/14/tems-responds-to-view-blocking-oscars-2023-dress-backlash/?_gl=1*twh20g*_ga*NjkwMDE4MzAxLjE2NjQ4ODQ3MjY.*_ga_0DZ7LHF5PZ*MTY3ODg4MDY1Ny45MzUuMS4xNjc4ODgwODgzLjAuMC4w&_ga=2.42989728.443833512.1664884726-690018301.1664884726

Astronomy Picture of the Day

Millions of Stars in Omega Centauri
Image Credit & Copyright: Neil Corke, Heaven’s Mirror Observatory

Explanation: Globular star cluster Omega Centauri, also known as NGC 5139, is 15,000 light-years away. The cluster is packed with about 10 million stars much older than the Sun within a volume about 150 light-years in diameter. It’s the largest and brightest of 200 or so known globular clusters that roam the halo of our Milky Way galaxy. Though most star clusters consist of stars with the same age and composition, the enigmatic Omega Cen exhibits the presence of different stellar populations with a spread of ages and chemical abundances. In fact, Omega Cen may be the remnant core of a small galaxy merging with the Milky Way. Omega Centauri’s red giant stars (with a yellowish hue) are easy to pick out in this sharp, color telescopic view.

Tomorrow’s picture: serpentine

TODAY’S BIBLE VERSE