Winston Churchill recently topped a poll of history’s funniest insults.

A member of Parliament, Bessie Braddock, said, “Winston, you are drunk, and what’s more, you are disgustingly drunk.”

Churchill replied, “My dear, you are ugly, and what’s more, you are disgustingly ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober and you will still be disgustingly ugly.”

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 The first 7 minutes is an interesting history lesson. Then buckle your seat belt. He finishes up

LOUD, EXACT AND CLEAR.

We are sick of Playing House (Pun Intended!)

-Sheila Tolley-

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1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

3. He, who laughs last, thinks slowest.

4. A day without sunshine is like, well . Night.

5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.

7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.

9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.

10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

11. The things that come to those that wait, may be the things left by those, who got there first.

12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people, who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.

15. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in the dark.

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Maybe cities need some vocational schools.  They could teach trades instead of woke BS.

https://nypost.com/2023/02/17/joe-rogan-blasts-buttigieg-comments-on-white-construction-workers/

Does this guy look like the Beto creep from Texas ?

https://www.theonion.com/doomsday-prepper-hoards-chili-s-gift-cards-in-case-he-n-1850072370

https://www.themoscowtimes.com/

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What is a meteorologist to do ?

https://babylonbee.com/news/local-meteorologist-unable-to-report-the-weather-as-all-the-weather-balloons-have-been-shot-down

https://www.newsmax.com/

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The Don’t Mention Editor:  Are there some things that you don’t report, LL ?

The Classified, Secret, National Security, Conspiracy Theory Cat:  There are some people that I try to ignore.  Two are Harry and Meghan.

https://redstate.com/brandon_morse/2023/02/16/auto-draft-125-2-n704521

I try not to mention these people and groups.  Pigleosi (who is gathering dust on the back shelves of history ).  Some groups are CNN, CBS, ABC, NPR, Google, Meta (Facebook ), most every social internet site.  The most EVIL is any branch of the FEDERAL BIDEN GOVERNMENT.

Not much more can be written about COVID, unless it is indictments and trials.

https://redstate.com/bonchie/2023/02/17/landmark-study-vindicates-everyone-who-touted-natural-immunity-to-covid-19-n704926

Our readers have probably overdosed on breaking up the media monopolies.

https://redstate.com/brandon_morse/2023/02/17/google-attempts-to-censor-rand-paul-article-but-folds-like-a-cheap-suit-when-exposed-to-the-public-n704945

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/saraharnold/2023/02/17/msnbc-censored-unfavorable-coverage-of-hilary-clinton-ahead-of-presidential-run-n2619710

Dis-Honors are here.

https://redstate.com/bradslager/2023/02/23/the-pulitzer-prize-dis-honors-tigers-tampon-joys-racist-helicopter-noise-and-ribald-roman-toys-n707558

Politicians need to be watched every minute.

We keep electing/allowing mentally ill, slimy, and perverted officials into  governments and schools.  The entire Biden administration makes we want to take a shower, and I’m a cat.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/miacathell/2023/03/02/democrat-mayor-arrested-child-pornography-n2620150

https://redstate.com/terichristoph/2023/03/02/democrat-mayor-arrested-on-56-counts-of-child-pornography-has-ties-to-pete-buttigieg-n710853

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We hope our loyal California readers get relief soon.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11810829/California-Governor-declares-state-emergency-13-counties-including-Los-Angeles.html

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Judicial Watch is worthy of a donation.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2023/02/27/watchdog-1-2-million-inactive-voters-removed-los-angeles-voter-rolls/

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Wray is a POS.  He should be in Gitmo.

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2023/03/01/bret-baier-makes-chris-wray-squirm-on-dual-system-disparity-on-hunter-biden-trump-jan-6-n710210

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Garland is a POS.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/saraharnold/2023/03/02/garland-admits-doj-prosecutes-pro-lifers-more-n2620159

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This is a crooked obscene bribe filled plan.  Buy 5 Teslas and put a commode in them.

https://nypost.com/2023/02/27/185k-a-pop-public-toilets-are-coming-to-nyc-parks/

Ask the 9-11 cancer victims who cleaned up the debris from the World Trade Center, if the government lies ?

https://nypost.com/2023/03/01/pollutants-at-ohio-train-derailment-site-could-pose-long-term-risks-research/

The Chinese government is Evil.  They are in every part of America, from buying farm land to working in America’s research universities.  Don’t forget TikTok, which Trump tried to ban, but the dems in Congress didn’t agree.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/leahbarkoukis/2023/03/01/china-gives-musk-a-warning-n2620096

Young people should drink, drive, and race at home.

https://nypost.com/2023/03/02/jalen-carter-turns-self-in-after-charges-linked-to-fatal-crash/

Too many teachers in Canadian and American schools have mental issues.

https://nypost.com/2023/03/02/kayla-lemieux-canadian-teacher-with-size-z-prosthetic-breasts-on-paid-leave/

We hope Dianne can return to California soon.

https://www.newsmax.com/newsfront/feinstein/2023/03/02/id/1110862/

This is my second link on censoring books.

https://thefederalist.com/2023/03/02/7-beloved-books-you-didnt-know-were-censored-by-history-hating-publishers/

Murdaugh is guilty.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/saraharnold/2023/03/02/murdaugh-found-guilty-n2620173

Lawyers suing each other is terrible.

https://nypost.com/2023/03/02/ny-lawyer-sued-after-company-claims-she-quiet-quit-her-job/