Conservative Only MEMES


My favorite MEME for today

Funny Flashbacks….



Most of the universe is unknown.

Could you pass the test, or pass the Vodka.


It’s in the Bible and Shakespeare.


The Movie Editor:  What’s new in Hollyweed, LL ?

The MGM Feline:  Robert Blake died last week.  He was around forever, in the olden day.  The Little Rascals was one engagement.

He played Little Beaver in the TV western.

The movie ” In Cold Blood ” made him a Hollywoodie.

Baretta was his TV show.

His wife being murdered almost ended his career.

Another Hollywoodie was out last week.

Navels were hard to see.

The American government is run on lies.


The homewrecker should run for mayor or governor.*1dn7ehr*_ga*NjkwMDE4MzAxLjE2NjQ4ODQ3MjY.*_ga_0DZ

Good for DeSantis.


Maybe Joey’s grandchildren need the same medical treatment.

This sums up the Democrat goals for America.  Skip all the BS,  it comes down to this.


Too many governments built their banks on sand.


The city of brotherly love.

NYC still sux.

So long schools for women.

This has too many people being retarded to comment on.

The Democrats have reached a new national low, low, low.

You can’t throw a Lithium-Ion battery without hitting a crook.

One woman changes her agent.

Is there anything in America not in a crisis ???

Keep Smiling…Part 3


How many boxes of these Thin Mints do I have to eat before I start seeing results?

Growing old is hard work…The mind says “yes,” but the body says “What are you thinking?!!”

My bed is a magical place where I can suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do.

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field? It was the pot calling the cattle back.

There are times when my greatest accomplishment is just keeping my mouth shut.

I had a goldfish that could break dance on the carpet…but only for like 20 seconds…and only once.

The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content.

I live in my own little world, but it’s OK. Everyone knows me there.

I saw a very large woman wearing a sweatshirt with “Guess” on it. I said, “Left Tackle?”

I don’t do drugs. I find I get the same effect just by standing up really fast.

I don’t like political jokes. I’ve seen too many get elected.

The most precious thing we have is life, yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.

If life deals you lemons, make lemonade. If life deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Mary’s.

Shopping tip: You can get shoes for a buck at bowling alleys.

Every day I beat my previous record of consecutive days I’ve stayed alive.

No one ever says, “It’s only a game!” when their team’s winning.

Why is it that most nudists are people you don’t want to see naked?

Snowmen fall from heaven unassembled.

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I had any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn’t need the stupid class!

Don’t argue with an idiot. People watching may not be able to tell the difference.

Wouldn’t you know it! Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

Why is it that our children can’t read a Bible in school, but they can in prison.

Astronomy Picture of the Day

Wolf-Rayet 124
Image Credit: NASA, ESA, CSA, STScI, Webb ERO Production Team

Explanation: Driven by powerful stellar winds, expanding shrouds of gas and dust frame hot, luminous star Wolf-Rayet 124 in this sharp infrared view. The eye-catching 6-spike star pattern is characteristic of stellar images made with the 18 hexagonal mirrors of the James Webb Space Telescope. About 15,000 light-years distant toward the pointed northern constellation Sagitta, WR 124 has over 30 times the mass of the Sun. Produced in a brief and rarely spotted phase of massive star evolution in the Milky Way, this star’s turbulent nebula is nearly 6 light-years across. It heralds WR 124’s impending stellar death in a supernova explosion. Formed in the expanding nebula, dusty interstellar debris that survives the supernova will influence the formation of future generations of stars.

Tomorrow’s picture: Mayan Milky Way

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