Wouldn’t it be wonderful if Karma would make a visit to the Dems today? She has got to be so weary from carrying that huge pack of payback around. Her load would be so much lighter if she could just make her way to “YE OLDE IMPEACHMENT HEARINGS.”
It would turn this Friday 13th from a boring day into a day of fun for me.
I would even wash that sign shown above.
I wish I had a part-time job working for Karma. I would apply for the position of Mischievous Distributor of Justice. I would hang around the impeachment hearings all day and do little things that would make the Dems nervous.
I would tamper with the gavel so that every time Nadler or Schiff used it, it would scream loudly, “We Lied About Everything, or I love Donald Trump.” It would be like an uncontrollable Chatty Cathy Doll.
I would tamper with their vision so that each time they looked at a Republican, they would see their wife.
I would tamper with their speech so that every time they spoke, it would be in Russian.
I would tamper with their memory so that each time they spoke, they would switch sides and be in defense of Donald Trump.
I would tamper with their sense of touch so that every time they spoke to the media, they thought they walked into an inescapable spider web.
I would tamper with their Twitter Account.
BOY, would I have some fun! Can you just imagine the FUN I would have with their Twitter account?
(Bye, bye now…I guess I should go and check myself into a facility somewhere.
Never mind….I thought about it.
I am going to apply for that Mischievous Distributor of Justice position.)