A tourist was being led through the swamps of Florida.
“Is it true,” the tourist asked, “that an alligator won’t attack you if you carry a flashlight?”
“That depends,” replied the guide, “on how fast you carry the flashlight.”
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A tourist was being led through the swamps of Florida.
“Is it true,” the tourist asked, “that an alligator won’t attack you if you carry a flashlight?”
“That depends,” replied the guide, “on how fast you carry the flashlight.”
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