Donald Trump, George Bush and Joe Biden were set to face a firing squad in a small central American country. Donald Trump was the first one placed against the wall and just before the order was given he yelled out “Earthquake”. The firing squad fell into a panic and Donald Trump jumped over the wall and escaped during the confusion.
George Bush was the second one placed against the wall. The squad was reassembled and George pondered what he had just witnessed. Again before the order was given George yelled out “Tornado”. Again the squad fell apart and George slipped over the wall.
The last person Joe Biden was placed against the wall. He was thinking, I see the pattern here, just scream out something about a disaster and hop over the wall. He confidently refused the blindfold as the firing squad was reassembled. As the rifles were raised in his direction, he grinned from ear to ear and yelled “Fire”.
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No such luck !!!!!
Hi from the UK
Joe Biden could have just said ‘Joe Biden’. Isn’t he a walking disaster?
And I don’t think he would have been quick enough to get over the wall in time what ever he said, which probably would have been confused anyway.
Kind regards
Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector’sson
I don’t know about that….’Joe Biden’ would have been 3 syllables rather than 1…and they may have removed his name tag by that time.
Good point. I have just looked again at your post. It refers to Joe as ‘He was thinking’. Isn’t that an oxymoron?
Or in Joe’s case, plain ‘moron’ will do.