That Horrible M Word……..

Have you ever wondered why it is OK to make jokes about:

Catholics, Jews, Christians, the Pope, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, the Hungarians, the Chinese, the French (including French Canadians), the elderly, bad golfers, men/women, blacks/whites, etc, but its insensitive to make jokes about the Muslims?

Well, it’s time to level the playing field and be politically incorrect, by including our friends, the Muslims, on this grandiose list.

So Jeff Foxworthy did his part to include the Muslims on his list …

You may be a Muslim if:

You grow and refine heroin for a living, but morally
object to the use of liquor.

You own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket
launcher, but can’t afford shoes.

You have more wives than teeth..

You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon to be unclean.

You think vests come in two styles, Bullet-proof and suicide.

You can’t think of anyone who you haven’t declared jihad against.

You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses, other than setting off roadside bombs.

You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.

You find this offensive.


Freedom Is not Free!



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