This fine lawn machine now comes in the Deluxe Model. It sprays Napalm and comes with a Siren.

The upgrade was deemed necessary after the ridiculous SOTU speech from the

Un-elected & Pre-selected America-Hating president.
-Sheila Tolley-

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