A stray kitten wandered onto the Tolley acre one evening. Because of her calico colors, I named her Patches. As she grew into a big cat, it was obvious that she was no regular feline.
She took over my office, changed her name to Lois Lion and began taking as much space as she liked on my website. It wasn't long before Patches had an audience of her own.
Today she has the biggest office at Tolley's Topics, Inc., her own assistant, named Amigo, her own editor and her very own article called THE SPHINX.
The many emails that I receive in reference to Lois Lion are quick to point out that they love her because, "she makes complicated issues simple, she has a wonderful sense of humor, she adds links with pictures and explanations (which are mostly funny) and most of all she ends each post with a song.
The people in cyberland seem to think she is THE CATS MEOW and quite PURRfect. Meanwhile, I am just the Change The Litter Lady............
Bye, Now.
Sheila Tolley
Tolley's Topics 
The Dunkin ad has a 4′ 6″ 250 pound woman pigging out on more sugar.
She is gearing up to join our women’s American Sumo Wrestlers League. We have so many who qualify now we had to rent the stadium for our try-outs. That is the real reason China does not invade us, they know we will EAT them.