A stray kitten wandered onto the Tolley acre one evening. Because of her calico colors, I named her Patches. As she grew into a big cat, it was obvious that she was no regular feline.
She took over my office, changed her name to Lois Lion and began taking as much space as she liked on my website. It wasn't long before Patches had an audience of her own.
Today she has the biggest office at Tolley's Topics, Inc., her own assistant, named Amigo, her own editor and her very own article called THE SPHINX.
The many emails that I receive in reference to Lois Lion are quick to point out that they love her because, "she makes complicated issues simple, she has a wonderful sense of humor, she adds links with pictures and explanations (which are mostly funny) and most of all she ends each post with a song.
The people in cyberland seem to think she is THE CATS MEOW and quite PURRfect. Meanwhile, I am just the Change The Litter Lady............
Bye, Now.
Sheila Tolley
Tolley's Topics 
It would also be good for starting a fire in your outdoor firepit. Ooops, that sounded a bit like Nazi Germany. Sorry.
That is a really good idea, Phil. I can see the price dropping even lower. Just wait until these are gone and they put all the unsold copies of What Happened out for sale. Buy one get twenty free.