Joe will be a great candidate.
The Editor: Is this another special about naked politicians, LL ?
Nude Cat: No, the title is from an old TV show–there are eight million stories in the naked city, this has been one. I just used the title to get more viewers.
TE: What is your article about, NC ?
Quarantine Cat: It’s about one of our loyal readers not being able to get her hair done.
Our loyal reader’s husband is Vital Sassoon. He said her hair looked like Hillary in her green pantsuit. The one where she looks like a wet dog.
A lot of people are having problems with salons being closed. I sure hope it looks better than these.
Our DIYers ordered enough dye to last a year and a half. They should have been in charge of ventilators.
I will certainly keep every one informed, only Mr Sassoon will know for sure.
Oh look, it turned out well.