Archive | April 27, 2020

ON MY SOAPBOX….Rappin’ with racey stacey


WRITTEN BY: SHEILA TOLLEY

 

I know everyone in Tolley’s Topics Readerland knows just how much I love our prize of Georgia, Stacey (I’m A racist) Abrams. In fact, I love her so much that I wrote her a little rap song. Be sure to get your mental image properly dressed. Racey Stacey in her Moo Moo doing a Hip Hop song & dance for her Joe Joe….then read it with Rappy Rhythm. Racey Stacey calls her dance The Corn Pop Hop. Above all, remember, a good rapper must ALWAYS grab their crotch multiple times during the chorus….Enjoy!

 

hey joe, whats up, bro?…i’m doing lotsa interviews, ya know…you gotta pick a woman you all locked into dat…you don’t need kamala, after yo little spat…on dat stage, you was two fools a’fussing…she was a’yellin, bout  yo skool kid bussin’

wake up joe, i’ll be yo Mo Jo

stand up joe, i’ll be yo Mo Jo

old Californi is gonna stay blue… with my racey stacey help…you could swing Georja too…i am da govnor of dis state of da peach…so we all know for sure Veep is in my reach…you gotta do, what you gotta do…cause Tara Reade’s Mama done told on you… they gonna use their bag of tricks, …with Larry King a’starring on Netflix

wake up joe, i’ll be yo Mo Jo

stand up joe, i’ll be yo Mo Jo

yo hair smellin’ and woman grabbin’ is blowing up on you…and after all that happens…you have to fight #MeToo…i know you a’hopin’ they forget about yo gropin…but tv ads gonna help those pictures scatter… you need me, Ray Charles can even see…you have to have the love of #BlackLivesMatter

wake up joe, i’ll be yo Mo Jo

stand up joe, i’ll be yo Mo Jo

a cow in a jumper mooning. - Drawception

THE SPHINX—–BELIEVE IT OR NOT

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https://townhall.com/tipsheet/bethbaumann/2020/04/25/watch-georgia-barbershop-owner-takes-rich-critics-like-al-sharpton-to-task-for-n2567607

https://www.redstate.com/wag/2020/04/25/some-nonessential-jobs-are-more-essential-than-some-essential-ones/

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2020/04/25/dropoutbiden-trends-fueled-by-progressives-and-metoo-supporters/

https://nypost.com/2020/04/26/kim-jong-uns-health-uncertain-focus-shifts-to-powerful-sister-kim-yo-jong/

https://www.breitbart.com/

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The Editor:  Is this like Ripley’s, LL ?

Just The Facts Cat:  A little, except many fairs and circuses have closed.  Now if you want to see freaks tune in to CNN or MSNBC.  They have more aberrations of nature than the Wuhan lab.

Check the fizz.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-ethanol-beer/beer-may-lose-its-fizz-as-co2-supplies-go-flat-during-pandemic-idUSKBN2200G3

https://www.livescience.com/32492-why-does-soda-fizz.html

https://phenomenex.blog/2019/12/23/champagne/

If you are stupid enough to drink Clorox, try this for some extra fizz.

The United Kingdom is getting on board.

https://nypost.com/2020/04/17/uk-moves-to-drop-huawei-as-5g-vendor-citing-china-coronavirus-transparency/

Where is Pigleosi’s HOR Ethics Committee.

https://nypost.com/2020/04/16/ilhan-omar-may-pay-husbands-firm-1m-by-years-end/

We all know the Airlines are thieves.

https://hotair.com/archives/jazz-shaw/2020/04/21/airlines-sitting-10b-customer-refunds-give-back-now/

I will believe Joe if he says he has no recollection of groping his Senate employee.  He isn’t the right man for the job.

https://dailycaller.com/2020/04/24/joe-biden-accuser-tara-reade-cnn-call-mother-larry-king/

Good Stuff

Today, I dedicate the pictures on Good Stuff

to my Mentor…..I would title it

“White Is Beautiful.”

-Sheila Tolley-

 

Things are more like they are now than they have ever been before.

Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long.

Never become irritable waiting for things to get better. If you’ll be patient, you’ll find that you can wait much faster.

If you have always done it that way, it is probably wrong.

Things will get better, despite our efforts to improve them.

 

Astronomy Picture of the Day

Fresh Tiger Stripes on Saturn’s Enceladus
Image Credit: NASA, ESA, JPL, SSI, Cassini Imaging Team

Explanation: How will humanity first learn of extraterrestrial life? One possibility is to find it under the icy surface of Saturn’s moon Enceladus. A reason to think that life may exist there are long features — dubbed tiger stripes — that are known to be spewing ice from the moon’s icy interior into space. These surface cracks create clouds of fine ice particles over the moon’s South Pole and create Saturn‘s mysterious E-ring. Evidence for this has come from the robot Cassini spacecraft that orbited Saturn from 2004 to 2017. Pictured here, a high resolution image of Enceladus is shown from a close flyby. The unusual surface tiger stripes are shown in false-color blue. Why Enceladus is active remains a mystery, as the neighboring moon Mimas, approximately the same size, appears quite dead. A recent analysis of ejected ice grains has yielded evidence that complex organic molecules exist inside Enceladus. These large carbon-rich molecules bolster — but do not prove — that oceans under Enceladus’ surface could contain life. Another Solar System moon that might contain underground life is Europa.

Tomorrow’s picture: an almost solar system