Archive | April 2, 2020

Lock Down Entertainment

I love this one. I got so tired of these people calling me, I finally ask them if they would pay the shipping charges for me to send my car to India to have the oil changed….Yes, they still call and I am still tired of it. My next game plan is to talk to them in Pig Latin.

-Sheila Tolley-

The Wine Expert

How to become a 'wine expert' in four hours

A wine merchant’s regular taster died and the director started looking for a
new one to hire. A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came in to apply for the position.

The director of the winery wondered how to send him away. He gave him a
glass to drink. The drunk tried it and said: “It’s a Muscat, three years
old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers. Low grade, but
acceptable.

“That’s correct”, said the boss. Another glass…. “It’s a cabernet, eight
years old, a south-western slope, oak barrels, matured at 8 degrees.
Requires three more years for finest results.”

“Correct.” A third glass… ”It’s a pinot blanch champagne, high grade and
exclusive,” calmly said the drunk.

The director was astonished. He winked at his secretary, secretly suggesting something. She left the room, and came back in with a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it.

“It’s a blonde, 26 years old, three months pregnant – and if I don’t get the
job, I’ll name the father.”

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THE SPHINX—ONE LAST REPORT ON CHINA

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https://www.nationalreview.com/news/border-patrol-stopped-a-chinese-biologist-carrying-viable-sars-mers-viruses-at-detroit-airport-in-2018/

https://www.redstate.com/wag/2020/03/31/the-more-things-change.-.-./

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/29/business/economy/coronavirus-china-supplies.html

https://www.redstate.com/

https://townhall.com/

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The Editor:  Are you finished with China, LL ?

MAGA Cat:  I am.  I have to cool off.  Our government has sold us out, here are some immediate problems.  We can’t even make hand sanitizer.

https://www.newsmax.com/finance/streettalk/purell-trump-tariff/2020/03/27/id/960174/

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/bronsonstocking/2020/03/27/cbp-seizes-deadly-clothing-from-china-containing-lead-flammable-materials-n2565874

https://thefederalist.com/2020/03/26/tiktoks-communist-china-ties-make-it-the-worst-way-to-waste-time-in-quarantine/

https://thefederalist.com/2020/03/26/5-major-paradigm-shifts-the-wuhan-flu-crisis-has-revealed-americans-need/

https://www.foxnews.com/world/china-money-coronavirus-spain-467-million-faulty-supplies

Any spy agency that gets unlimited funds from taxpayers should have spies in every important city in the world.  There should be no surprise diseases, especially in cities with class 4 Biological Labs.  Take some spies off  the Trump detail.

TE:  Are you surprised by the Red Chinese Government Killer Wuhan Virus attack, LL ?

CIA/FBI Cat:  No.  Our eighteen ( 18 ) intelligence agencies were surprised when the Soviet Union fell apart.  They were surprised by the 9-11 attack.  In fact the agencies are political tools, not agencies uncovering the plans of our enemies.

TE:  Why do you say that, CIA/FBI Cat ?

Secret Agent Cat:  They and the Pentagon are supposed to have every scenario imaginable for attacks by our enemies.  They have been busy since Trump was NOMINATED trying to frame him for everything.  The dems in Congress are also responsible.  They could have been protecting America instead of faking evidence.  They wouldn’t know the truth if it walked in the door.

Over the past five ( 5 ) years I have written enough articles about Chinese products to fill a book about China and our government and businesses selling us out.  Everything from research universities outsourcing work to them, medicines, electronics, communications, etc., all vital to national security.  Maybe a crash is overdue.

The lyrics are for mature readers.

https://genius.com/The-fugs-cia-man-lyrics

Astronomy Picture of the Day

Venus and the Pleiades in April
Digital Illustration Credit & Copyright: Fred Espenak (Bifrost Astronomical Observatory)

Explanation: Venus is currently the brilliant evening star. Shared around world, in tonight’s sky Venus will begin to wander across the face of the lovely Pleiades star cluster. This digital sky map illustrates the path of the inner planet as the beautiful conjunction evolves, showing its position on the sky over the next few days. The field of view shown is appropriate for binocular equipped skygazers but the star cluster and planet are easily seen with the naked-eye. As viewed from our fair planet, Venus passed in front of the stars of the Seven Sisters 8 years ago, and will again 8 years hence. In fact, orbiting the Sun 13 Venus years are almost equal to 8 years on planet Earth. So we can expect our sister planet to visit nearly the same place in our sky every 8 years.

Tomorrow’s picture: pixels in space