To celebrate her 65th Birthday, Madge checked into a posh Hotel. She ordered up a sumptuous dinner from room service, complete with a nice bottle of champagne. Despite all the attention from the room service staff, she found herself a bit lonely. After thinking about it for a while, she thought she would call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages.
She looked through the phone book, found a full page picture and ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony – a very handsome man with assorted physical skills flexing his immaculate body in the photo. He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, a dazzling smile, six pack abs and she felt quite certain she could bounce a silver dollar off his well-oiled bum. She figured, what the heck, nobody will ever know. So she dialed the number.
“Good evening, ma’am, how may I help you?”
Oh my … she thought, he sounded sooo sexy! Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, she rushed right in,
“Hi, I hear you give a great massage. I’d like you to come to my hotel room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I’m in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you’ve got in your bag of tricks. We’ll go hot and heavy all night – tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything, I’m ready! Now how does that sound?”
He said, “That sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line.”
The Editor: Is this about everything in politics, LL ?
Muckraker Cat: Yes, the first is California kids waking up.
The dems want FEDERAL control of state powers in elections. Stupid things like this are holding up the money. Pigleosi sux.
This is funny.
Cuomo must be running.
This is Trump and Pence trying to catch Pigleosi and take her to the HOR to vote.
Facebook has to be broken up.
Lock her up.
Let them out.
Farmers get more help.
This is Aretha’s sister.
Life isn’t about getting and having, it’s about giving and being. –Kevin Kruse
Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans. –John Lennon
We become what we think about. –Earl Nightingale
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do, so throw off the bowlines, sail away from safe harbor, catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore, Dream, Discover. –Mark Twain
Life is 10% what happens to me and 90% of how I react to it. –Charles Swindoll
Explanation: No sudden, sharp boundary marks the passage of day into night in this gorgeous view of ocean and clouds over our fair planet Earth. Instead, the shadow line or terminator is diffuse and shows the gradual transition to darkness we experience as twilight. With the Sun illuminating the scene from the right, the cloud tops reflect gently reddened sunlight filtered through the dusty troposphere, the lowest layer of the planet’s nurturing atmosphere. A clear high altitude layer, visible along the dayside’s upper edge, scatters blue sunlight and fades into the blackness of space. This picture was taken in June of 2001 from the International Space Station orbiting at an altitude of 211 nautical miles. Of course from home, you can check out the Earth Now.
Tomorrow’s picture: Planet Earth at Night