Really, Really, Slowly

 Two guys were riding in a car, arguing about how to say the name of the city that they were in. One said “Louie-ville” and the other “Louise-ville.”

They went on arguing and arguing, until they came upon a fast-food restaurant. The one guy goes inside and says to the waitress, “Please tell me the name of the place where I am right now, really, really, really slowly.”

The waitress says, “Bur-ger-King.”


Chuck Schumer Finally Does His Part…..

and diligently searches for Nancy Pelosi’s brain.




Let’s see if the MSM reviews this book.


The Editor: What items are you updating, LL ?

Up To The Minute Cat: I don’t eat at Chic-fil-A anymore. Their response is ambiguous.

Boeing’s managers are still killers.

Here is an update on the Orgy Judge and her orgetts. She has applied to McDonald’s as a sex counselor, following their no sex in the walk-in-freezer policy. She could also run for a Democratic House Seat.

Oh, look. What a surprise.

Cardi B is moving to Nigeria, sure !!! All the Democrats in Africa are in Kenya. Cardi might soon be the new face of the Democratic Party. The House seat NY will lose after the census, because of NY losing population, might be AOC’s.

AOC is still shook, she might move to Kansas and grow wheat.–to-house-races-n2559307

The tilted building in San Francisco is still tilted ( to the extreme left ). The builders saved a few bucks by not digging to bedrock, like Boeing.

California wild fires are natural, and poor land management makes the problem worse.

Smollett is still fighting his racist personality.

The House of Representatives might replace Pigleosi with a wolfbot. They are cleaner and more attractive. Rumors say it will howl when a new Federal Judge is approved by the Senate.

Trump’s Takeover of America’s Courts Just Hit a Terrifying New Milestone