Oh, My Goodness…..

” Oh my Goodness, I hope Ilhan Omar’s hijab is not in a wad. I do hope she will get back with us Americans as soon as her divorce from her Brother is finalized.”

-Sheila Tolley-




Strength & Faith for the New Year


Love It.. gun on a good guy vs a gun with a bad guy.. love how fast he reacted and 3 shots

On My Soapbox……A Really Bad Dream

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I want you to imagine yourself in a nightmare with me. First of all, we must assume that we got our hands on some really bad mushrooms because bad dope would not cause a nightmare of this magnitude.

Just suppose that Gaffe Joe Biden or Socialist Bernie Sanders accidentally becomes president. The first thing we have to worry about is who their choice was for Vice-President. I say that because I do not believe either one of these jokers will live for five more years. Gaffe Joe Biden has already threatened to ask Stacey (I am the governor of Georgia) Abrams to be his running mate. Oh yes, she is one of our Georgia prizes, isn’t she? I guess our other Georgia Icons, Honey Boo Boo and her sister Pumpkin were too busy filming another reality show to consider being Gaffe Joe’s running partner.

Bernie went on his honeymoon to Russia and forgot to come back and Joe is blackmail material for Ukraine. Then we have the Queer Mayor of Southbend, Indiana…..Pete Buttigieg. How much more disgusting can we get? The acronym for his husband, who I assume will be referred to as the First Gentleman, since that is the opposite of First Lady, will be harder to pronounce than Buttigieg’s name. We will go from our most beautiful and classy First Lady Of The United States (FLOTUS) to the FGOTUS. Excuse me while I go throw up.

Hold on, don’t awaken from your nightmare yet. Then we have this Wild Apache Elizabeth Warren. She enters  every rally dancing around like she is doing the Y part of the YMCA dance by The Village People. I think she found some drugs more potent than our mushrooms.

What a sad country we could have? The only positive thing I can say at this point is…..I am glad Castro dropped out because……I could never make myself say the words President and Castro in the same sentence when referring to America.

Oh, but wait….The Wicked Witch of Chappaqua, is not dead yet. Hillary could still come waddling across that finish line in a contested convention.



Laughs for Today


The Magic Bank Account……………. This is a great email. The author is unknown. It was found in the billfold of Coach Paul Bear Bryant, Alabama, after he died in 1982.

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 Imagine that you had won the following *PRIZE* in a contest: 

Each morning your bank would deposit $86,400 into your private account for your use.

This prize has rules, however.

The Set of Rules:

 1. Everything that you didn’t spend during each day would be taken away from you.

 2. You may not simply transfer money into some other account.

 3. You may only spend It.

 4. Each morning, upon your awaking, the bank opens your account with another $86,400 for that day.

5. The bank can end the game, without warning, at any time. It can say, “Game Over!” and close the account and you will not receive a new one.

What would you personally do?

You would buy anything and everything you wanted, right? Not only for yourself, but for all the people you love and care for. Even for people you don’t know, because you couldn’t possibly spend it all on yourself, right?

You would try to spend every penny, and use it all, because you knew it would be replenished in the morning, right?

ACTUALLY, this ‘GAME’ is real.

Shocked ???


Each of us is already a winner of this *PRIZE*….we just can’t seem to see it.


1. Each morning, upon waking, we receive 86,400 seconds as a gift of Life.

 2. And when we go to sleep at night, any remaining time is not credited to us.

 3. What we haven’t used up that day is forever lost.

4. Yesterday is gone forever.

 5. Each morning the account is refilled, but the bank can dissolve your account at any time without warning…

So, what will YOU do with your 86,400 seconds?

Those seconds are worth so much more than the same amount in dollars. 

Think about it and remember to enjoy every second of your life, because time races by so much quicker than you think.

So take care of yourself, be happy, love deeply and enjoy life!

Here’s wishing you a wonderful and beautiful day.

Start spending….


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