Finally, ONE truth from obama

Political Cartoons by Steve Kelley

 THE SPHINX—LITTLE KNOWN FACTS ABOUT OUR GOVERNMENT

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https://www.foxnews.com/media/trump-impeachment-mark-levin-no-quid-pro-quo-schiff

https://apnews.com/3a94858d9ba8c642e80fa3c141c9a8f8

https://www.coasttocoastam.com/article/billions-of-locusts-descend-upon-africa/

https://www.foxnews.com/

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Poor John Bolton and the sleazy NY Slimes.  Their lies about Trump were released on the same day that Kobe Bryant died in a helicopter crash.  It’s the Princess Di effect.  Mother Teresa died at the same time as Di, but we didn’t know she died until a week later.

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The Editor:  Does our government hide things, LL ?

Mars Cat:  They sure do, they hide more stuff than Mars, Inc. has M&M candy.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%26M%27s

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candy_Desk

https://video.foxbusiness.com/v/6126356676001/#sp=show-clips

They should be giving something healthy, like protein bars or similar snacks.

This is funny.

https://www.redstate.com/bonchie/2020/01/26/ted-cruz-roasts-adam-schiff-after-impeachment-ratings-bottom-out/

TE:  Does the House Of Representatives (HOR) have a candy desk, HC ?

Peanut Butter Cup Cat:  I couldn’t find any evidence that they do.  Our loyal readers might recall that there are a few different customs between the House and Senate.  The House no longer has a Page system, where teenage children of supporters were allowed to learn about politics.  The House abolished the Page system in 2011, after years of sexual abuse by House Of Representative members.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Page_of_the_United_States_House_of_Representatives

Here is an ex page explaining her ordeal.

TE:   ” It’s an ill wind that blows no good “, was there anything good that you could uncover, PBCC ?

There sure was, Congress has a slush fund of millions of taxpayer dollars to pay the staff members that members of Congress molest or assault.

https://www.cnn.com/2017/11/16/politics/settlements-congress-sexual-harassment/index.html

Tulsi was right when she said the Democrats are full of rot.  I would also include the Republicans.

https://www.reuters.com/video/watch/gabbard-calls-clinton-personification-of-id614890659?chan=6g5ka85

One source suggests that the saying ” you want some candy little girl/boy ” originated in the United States Congress.

Women live longer than men….

An Arkansas Dog

A young Arkie goes off to college. Half way through the semester, having foolishly squandered all of his money on his girlfriend – he calls home.   
   
“Dad,” he says, “You won’t believe what modern education is developing! They actually have a program here at Hendrix that will teach our dog, Ole’ Blue how to talk!”

“That’s amazing,” his Dad says.  “How do I get Ole’ Blue in that program?”   
   
“Just send him over here with $1,000” the young Arkie says, “and I’ll get him in the course.” So, his Father sends the dog and $1,000.
   
   
About two-thirds of the way through the semester, the money again runs out. The boy calls home.
   
   
“So, how’s Ole’ Blue doing son?” his Father asks.
   
   
“Awesome, Dad, he’s talking up a storm,” he says, “but you just won’t believe this — they’ve had such good results they have started to teach the animals how to read!”
   
   
“Read!?” says his Father, “No kidding! How do we get Blue in that program?”

“Just send $2,500, I’ll get him in the class.”   
   
The money promptly arrives. The Arkie and his girlfriend are able to buy enough marijuana to last the whole semester. But our hero has a problem. At the end of the year, his Father will find out the dog can neither talk, nor read. Even though he was always pretty much able to lie his way out of trouble, the Arkie asked his girlfriend to help him think of a really good lie to tell his Dad. She very quickly came up with a plan for him.
   
   
So, she has him shoot the dog.
   
   
When he arrives home at the end of the year, his Father is all excited.
   
   
“Where’s Ole’ Blue? I just can’t wait to see him read something and talk!”
   
   
“Dad,” the boy says, “I have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just before we left to drive home, Ole’ Blue was in the living room, kicked back in the recliner, reading the Wall Street Journal, like he usually does.”
   
   
“Then Ole’ Blue turned to me and asked, ‘So – is your Daddy still messing around with that little redhead who lives down the street?’”
   
   
The Father went white and exclaimed, “I hope you shot that lying dog before he talks to your Mother!”
   
   
“I sure did, Daddy!
   
   
“That’s my boy!”

The kid married his girlfriend, they both went on to law school, he became Governor of Arkansas and President of the United States, and you already know what a liar his girlfriend turned out to be!

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