Archive | January 19, 2020

FBI Job Available

 

 

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists: two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. “We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you find your wife sitting in a chair… Kill her!!”

The man said, “You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife.” The agent said, “Then you’re not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.”

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, “I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.” The agent said, “You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.”

Finally, it was the woman’s turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet.

The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. “This gun is loaded with blanks” she said. “I had to kill him with the chair!”

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THE SPHINX——CATS, RATS, AND OTHER

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The Washington Post Delivers a Scorching Shot and Chaser On the GAO Report Saying that Trump ‘Broke the Law’

These are great covers.

https://nypost.com/cover/covers-for-wednesday-january-1-2020/

Mind-Blowing! 58% Of Attendees at Trump’s Wisconsin Rally Were NOT Republicans, Up from 43% in Ohio

https://www.breitbart.com/

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The Editor: Is this just about animals, LL ?

Biological Cat: No, but if you want a cat that you can kick around, here is one.

https://nypost.com/2020/01/09/worlds-first-fully-autonomous-robot-cat-is-programmed-to-be-aloof/

Here is a sweater with a likeness of Pigleosi.

https://nypost.com/2020/01/08/rag-bone-selling-395-pizza-rat-sweater/

The FBI wants help, but is too politicized to prosecute their own.

Heads Up: The FBI Needs Your Help to Find the ‘Bad Wig Bandit’

President Trump Roasts Christopher Wray for Letting ‘Dirty Cops’ Skate Despite Committing Federal Felonies in the Carter Page FISA Affair

These dogs are liked.

https://www.foxbusiness.com/lifestyle/ups-dogs-the-viral-pet-page-that-has-attracted-millions-of-likes

If Bernie can’t handle a campaign comment, can he handle the Chinese, North Korea, Iran, MS 13, or blowing up American Embassies ?

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-election-sanders-warren/flap-with-warren-knocks-sanders-strategy-off-course-idUSKBN1ZG17G

This is good news.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2020/01/17/exclusive-peter-navarro-previews-phase-two-of-china-trade-deal/

A big old fish.

https://www.foxnews.com/great-outdoors/fisherman-350-pound-warsaw-grouper-florida

Those Germans, sometimes I think they are funnier than the Mormons and Amish combined.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-germany-diplomacy/german-foreign-ministry-backtracks-after-sense-of-humor-failure-idUSKBN1ZG17Z

A little bit won’t hurt them or you. The government says this concerning everything from gun control to Agent Orange.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-california-airplane-school/delta-flight-dumps-fuel-on-l-a-school-26-treated-for-minor-injuries-idUSKBN1ZD2OP