There are two days in Life that we should NEVER worry about

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One is Yesterday
with its mistakes and cares,
its faults and blunders, its aches and pains.
Yesterday has passed, forever beyond our control.
All the money in the world cannot bring back yesterday.
We cannot undo a single act we performed.
Nor can we erase a single word we said.

The other day we shouldn’t worry about is Tomorrow
with its impossible adversaries, its burden,
its hopeful promise and poor performance.
Tomorrow is beyond our control.
Tomorrow’s sun will rise either in splendor
or behind a mask of clouds – but it will rise.
Until it does, we have no stake in tomorrow, for it is yet unborn.

This leaves only one day – Today.
Any person can fight the battles of just one day.
It is only when we add the burdens of yesterday and tomorrow
that we break down.
The experience of today doesn’t drive people mad –
it is the remorse of bitterness for something
which happened yesterday,
and the dread of what tomorrow may bring.

Let us therefore live one day at a time!

– Author Unknown-

Hey, Lady Godiva

You can’t judge a book by the hoodie


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So, you think you are having a bad day……




The Editor: Do you really mean fool in your article, LL ?

De Nero Cat: What I really mean is what Maxine Waters or De Nero would say, don’t be a dumb mofu. This lady needs an intervention or needs to work for CNN. She has lost touch with reality ( psychosis ). She drinks this poison for thirteen ( 13 ) years and hasn’t lost weight. She should count her lucky stars. She has eaten enough Aspartame to kill every terrorist in The House of Representatives & Senate.

The following article is too coincidental to be chance. We have the Dr Marijuana Pepper and now the new cookie.

Many of our loyal readers will remember the Doctor Pepper lady from last year ( Ms Marijuana Chocolate Chip Mango Hazel flavored Moose Track Macadamia Nut Doctor Pepper ).

The Girl Scouts are making changes, besides letting boys join.

TE: DNC, did you know Dr Pepper and Oreo are both ethnic slurs ?

Boy, ( oops ) you never know. Speaking of hate, check out this Minnesota resident.

Here is a United States Representative who was elected by fools. She won the 2019 award for Hating Jews ( Anti-Semite ), she even beat Louis Farrakhan. Some call her the new face of the Democrat Party.

This is for the fools on Capitol Hill.

Today’s True Story of an Angel Encounter


He was just seven years old when his 5-year-old cousin, Chetty was sick with cancer and later passed away. At the time, his family didn’t want to talk about the death. They told him to keep quiet, despite the situation devastating him. Whenever his family went to Chetty’s home for visits, he’d always ask to play on the swing with him.

After Chetty died, he went to his house for a visit. In his loneliness, he decided to go outside and sit on the swing they had always played on. As he sat there thinking about how things used to be, Chetty walked up to him and an angel was holding his hand. The angel had beautiful blonde hair and was dressed in a long white gown, never saying a word, just smiling. Chetty looked at him and said, “I’m not in pain no more.” He and the angel turned and walked until they simply faded away.


A Great Parrot Joke

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Lucille’s husband of 40 years passed away. She was terribly lonesome. Her friend owned a pet store and suggested that she buy a talking parrot to keep her company. Although the parrot was expensive, she decided to buy the bird.  Lucille took the parrot home and waited for days, but it never spoke. She went back to the pet shop and her friend suggested that she buy the bird a ladder. He pointed out that parrots need exercise to keep them happy. She bought the ladder…after three days, the bird never spoke. She went back to the pet store, she was very angry. The pet store owner asked if she had bought the bird a mirror because they love to groom themselves. Although she was quite livid, she invested again.

She came back to the pet store the next day and told the owner that her parrot had died. The pet store owner asked, “Did it ever even speak a word?”

“Yes, before my parrot  died it asked one question.”