Archive | May 7, 2021



You can follow the Chinese satellite or any other orbiting object.  This might fall on you and kill you.


I’m tired of whiny Aaron Rodgers. He is a spoiled brat.  If 3 million a game is not sufficient, he sux.  Every winning Super Bowl QB has won as many games as him—1.


If  you have children, pets, or small Democrats-like the Carters—please remove the Peleton exercise machine.


The Small Editor:  Did you find out what is going on with former President Carter and his wife Rosalyn, LL ?

Neutron Gun Cat:  I sure did.  At first rumors were circulating that the DNC was going to redo the Oz movie, and call it The Wizard of Ooze.  The Carters were going to be Munchkins.

Then anonymous whistle blowers said that the Carters were going to be in the next Hobbit movie.

I eventually went to Havana and discovered that the headache problems experienced by Embassy employees in Havana and Peking were caused by microwaves or another form of electromagnetic energy beam.

TSE:  Did you finally solve the problem, NGC ?

 I sure did.  There are two causes, the first is a shrinkinator that the dems use to make everything they screw up look small–like it isn’t a problem.  The border, riots, almost 30 Trillion national debt, and every other problem they see as tiny.

TSE:  Was there another point to your article, NGC ?

The first article had no explanation/video, only the still photo.  They added the video and explanation after the people saw how stupid they are.  If the Biden team can’t release a simple photo, what can they do right ?

The other cause is all of America’s experienced photographers are employed by the Kardashins to make their butts bigger and skin look like a 1 year old baby.  It’s tough in the fast lane.

Astronomy Picture of the Day

Mercury-Redstone 3 Launch
Image Credit: NASA

Explanation: Sixty years ago, near the dawn of the space age, NASA controllers “lit the candle” and sent Mercury astronaut Alan Shepard arcing into space atop a Redstone rocket. His cramped space capsule was dubbed Freedom 7. Broadcast live to a global television audience, the historic Mercury-Redstone 3 (MR-3) spacecraft was launched from Cape Canaveral Florida at 9:34 a.m. Eastern Time on May 5, 1961. The flight of Freedom 7, the first space flight by an American, followed less than a month after the first human venture into space by Soviet Cosmonaut Yuri Gagarin. The 15 minute sub-orbital flight achieved an altitude of 116 miles and a maximum speed of 5,134 miles per hour. As Shepard looked back near the peak of Freedom 7’s trajectory, he could see the outlines of the west coast of Florida, Lake Okeechobe in central Florida, the Gulf of Mexico, and the Bahamas. Shepard would later view planet Earth from a more distant perspective and walk on the Moon as commander of the Apollo 14 mission.

Tomorrow’s picture: light-weekend