Here is a replay of The Preakness, for our readers who were watching Israel bomb the headquarters of Hamas in the Gaza Strip.  The terrorists fired about a thousand rockets into Israel before the Israelis gave them an hour notice to get out before they bombed the joint.  Several news agencies shared the building with the terrorist.  They probably paid them rent.

The Associated Press (AP) was a big Trump hater, spreading many lies and made up news.


The FBI and DOJ would have to take agents off of Trump’s investigation to solve any crisis.

The Liberal-Radical-dems want our police and Armed Forces to be LGBTQAEIOU.  Maybe a comet will hit DC.


Trump hires an independent contractor to build Nancy and Schumer a wall around their offices— that they deserve.

The terrorists hide behind women and children.


The Full Tank Of Gas Editor:  Did any readers listen to your warning about the gas shortage, LL ?

The Next Problem Cat:  They sure did.  I even got a few mice in the mail as thanks, but I sent them back.  Here is DeSantis making more good policy.

We can’t even make our own computer chips.  I reported this several years ago.  We use Chinese Chips on our Air Force planes.  I bet if you hit them with a seldom used radar frequency they would stop working.  No great nation depends on others for computer chips ( among other things ).

The price of used cars is blamed on the chip shortage.

Speaking of the Chinese Government, Honeywell is doing their part to speed up our death.

Our NIH and other health agencies are worthless.

Gretchen’s Michigan citizens like being scammed.  Is it a bribe-influence peddling ?

Here are updates from our health editor.  Can you find the one under investigation?

Our anonymous whistle blower says Andy might even snatch the unprotected beautiful women off the street for a mandatory massage.  The pubic health is a priority with him.




Real Refugee Seeking Asylum



A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife.

Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife.

After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word he made contact, “Connie….Connie. ”

“Is that you, Joe?”

“Yes, I’ve come back like we agreed.”

“What’s it like?”

“Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast, off to the golf course, I have sex. I bathe in the sun, and then I have sex twice. I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty much all afternoon. After supper, golf course again. Then have sex until late at night. The next day it starts again.”

“Oh, Joe you surely must be in heaven.”

“Not exactly, I’m a rabbit on a golf course in Arizona.”