Archive | May 4, 2021

THE SPHINX—GO FIGURE

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MOTHER’S DAY is on May the 9th.  Get those gifts.

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Manchin, ( D-WV ), still might save America.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2021/05/01/dc-statehood-just-took-a-major-hit-n2588821

The truth is revealed.

https://redstate.com/kiradavis/2021/04/23/the-babylon-bee-takes-on-blm-with-help-from-a-familiar-face-n367510

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Republicans need to get serious about fighting the demflies.

https://www.newsmax.com/us/florida-transgender-athletes-womens-sports/2021/04/29/id/1019517/

https://babylonbee.com/news/flintstones-vitamins-now-available-with-puberty-blockers

https://redstate.com/wag/2020/07/04/wagtoons-the-future-of-high-school-sports-n245321

https://townhall.com/

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The FBI are incompetent buffoons, see 9-11, Fast and Furious, Hunter and Joe’s computers, Hillgal’s 30,000 washed emails, etc.  They report to the media and DNC.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2021/05/01/fbi-looking-nancy-pelosis-laptop-enter-house-7-guns-drawn/

The R’s need to get rid of Liz and any other Romney types they can.  There are 9 more who voted for impeachment.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2021/05/01/house-republican-leaders-mull-liz-cheney-ouster/

https://thefederalist.com/

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The New York Editor:  Is Frisky Cuomo still free, LL ?

Born Free Cat:  He is as free as Hunter Biden, but Hunter is going to Bourbon Street.  Frisky Andrew closed a power plant without a replacement being in place.

https://nypost.com/2021/04/28/get-ready-for-blackouts-after-cuomo-foolishly-killed-the-indian-point-plant/

This is a big improvement.

https://nypost.com/video/us-armys-enhanced-night-vision-looks-like-a-video-game/

This newswoman should be on CBS as an anchor.  She told some truth about her circumstances of being drunk and naked passed out in her car, that could disqualify her.

https://nypost.com/2021/04/29/news-anchor-arrested-after-being-found-naked-passed-out-in-car/

It’s like they say, ” What happens in Vegas we put on the internet–pictures to follow.”

This will help our loyal female ( XX ) readers understand their men ( XY ).

https://babylonbee.com/news/12-things-husbands-say-and-what-they-actually-mean

More Roseanne Roseannadana, on request.  This sounds like Nancy and her pump lickers in Congress.  They are stupid, and don’t know much.

We all might need to learn Morse code.

https://nypost.com/2021/05/02/elderly-couple-breaks-out-of-assisted-living-facility-using-morse-code/

 

LEGENDARY QUOTES ON FRANCE

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France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by
prostitutes’
Mark Twain
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‘I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one
behind me.’
General George S. Patton
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‘Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your
accordion.’
Norman Schwartzkopf
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‘We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it.’
Marge Simpson
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‘As far as I’m concerned, war always means failure.’
Jacques Chirac, President of France
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‘The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is
sitting in Paris sipping coffee.’
Regis Philbin
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‘The last time the French asked for ‘more proof’ it came marching into
Paris under a German flag.’
David Letterman
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‘Only thing worse than a Frenchman is a Frenchman who lives in
Canada.’
Ted Nugent
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‘War without France would be like … World War II.’
Unknown
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‘The favourite bumper sticker in Washington D.C. right now is one that
says ‘First Iraq, then France.”
Tom Brokaw
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‘What do you expect from a culture and a nation that exerted more of its
national will fighting against Disney World and Big Macs than the
Nazis?’
Dennis Miller
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‘It is important to remember that the French have always been there when
they needed us.’
Alan Kent
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‘They’ve taken their own precautions against al-Qa’ida. To prepare
for an attack, each Frenchman is urged to keep duct tape, a white flag,
and a three-day supply of mistresses in the house.’
Argus Hamilton
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‘Somebody was telling me about the French Army rifle that was being
advertised on eBay the other day –the description was, ‘Never shot.
Dropped once.”
Rep. Roy Blunt, MO
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‘The French will only agree to go to war when we’ve proven we’ve found
truffles in Iraq’
Dennis Miller
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Q. What did the mayor of Paris say to the German Army as they entered
the city in WWII?
A. Table for 100,000 m’sieur?
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‘Do you know how many Frenchmen it takes to defend Paris? It’s not
known, it’s never been tried.’
Rep. R. Blount, MO
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‘Do you know it only took Germany three days to conquer France in WWII?
And that’s because it was raining.’
John Xereas, Manager, DC Improv
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French Ban Fireworks at Euro Disney

The French Government announced today that it is imposing a ban on the
use of fireworks at Euro Disney. The decision comes the day after a
nightly fireworks display at the park, located just 30 miles outside of
Paris, caused the soldiers at a nearby French Army garrison to surrender
to a group of Czech tourists.

Good Stuff

 

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