“Red, Yellow, Black and White…They are precious in his sight…Jesus loves the little children of the world. Do you remember that little catchy song from your childhood? I do. It was one of my favorite little childhood songs at church.
BUT….I AIN’T shining nobody’s DAMN shoes. Black people will need to stop by Chick-Fil-A for that little benefit. Dan (The Chicken Man) Cathy will personally shine them for you.
Stop on by and see Dan da’ Man now….and always wear clean underwear. Like your Mama said ‘You may get killed in a wreck.’ So you always need clean underwear and buffed, shiny shoes.
‘Cause Jesus Ain’t gonna have no laundromat and shoe-shine booth in Heaven.'”