Lying Biden and his mouthpiece Psaki have already said that Russia is the reason gas prices have sky rocked.
Yes, they do think we are stupid enough to believe them.
Their philosophy is and has always been…if you repeat a lie often enough, the masses will believe it and pass it on. Now they have Facebook and Twitter to assist in the propagation of their propaganda.
Capitalism is a wonderful thing. When I get bored, I can always think of a new adventure that will make me millions of dollars. Don’t laugh. Remember…once upon a time, Mattel made the very first Barbie Doll. Barbie was followed by Ken, friends, wardrobes, doll houses, doll house furniture, doll vehicles, etc.
Here is my idea. I am going to produce Democrat Voo Doo Dolls. Are you laughing yet? I am so excited. I have already made my first prototype. I have had a few set-backs but I will get past them.
My first doll is State Of The Union VOO DOO Nancy Pelosi.
As Pelosi’s first outfit, I chose to swath her in the same boring blue dress she wore to Biden’s SOTU Comedy Hour.
Like I said, I have had a few setbacks with my first production. As you will recall, when Biden mentioned the toxic smoke in Afghanistan, Nancy obviously had an orgasmic reaction in the background. She jumped up and started rubbing her fists together like the cannibalistic witch who was excited about throwing Hansel and Gretel into the oven.
We are all aware that Frisky Nancy is hooked on toxic smoke since she lives in California, The Land of Burning Acres. My production problem is capturing some of the California Toxic Fumes in order to jump-start Frisky Nancy’s orgasm in my Voo Doo dolls. I knew immediately that I had to strike a deal with Mother Nature and seal some confidential contracts with the most prominent California wildlife creatures.
I chose the Rattle Snake, Black Widow and Recluse Spiders. I am not talking about those that are elected….I am speaking of the real ones. They are now making daily deliveries of toxic smoke which they have stored for years to support inventions like my new dolls. I love Mother Nature.
My next problem was a power source to maintain Frisky Nancy’s orgasms. Xi Jinping refused to sell me batteries because he loves and literally supports Frisky Nancy’s entire family. I cannot use American fuel because Biden is reserving our fuel in case Putin runs out and needs to import ours to sell back to us. What shall I do?
Let me think. I need to have a source that will never be depleted. A source that is continually renewed.
I KNOW! Democrat Bull Shit!
Let’s clean that up a little since it will not look impressive on my SOTU FRISKY NANCYVOO DOO DOLL boxes and brochures.
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Place your orders now for the Fist-Pumping-Fast-Jumping-Biden-Humping FRISKY NANCY SOTU VOO DOO DOLL.
IT’S UNBELIEVABLY ORGASMIC!
What secret taskmaster was Nancy Pelosi signaling with this hippy hippy shake? pic.twitter.com/sq5gim6aGF
While Donald Trump’s Presidency has been placed on pause for a short while, the whole world is watching the President of Ukraine, Volodymyr Zelenskyy. Like Trump, Zelenskyy loves his country.
If I were to take a survey and ask: What person best represents the opposite of President Zelenskyy? What would be your answer?
Most Americans would say Vladimir Putin.
I disagree. I do not even classify Putin as a person. People have souls. Our soul is the part of us that consists of our mind, character, thoughts, and feelings. Putin has shown that he has no soul. He is without a conscious, heart, or empathy. He is a ruthless, selfish, cold blooded murderer. He needs to be eliminated like a rabid animal for the atrocities he is causing in Ukraine.
In my opinion the person who would be the opposite of the admired Zelenskyy, is our very own president, Joe Biden.
Think about it. Biden inherited a country with three major deterrents already in process to defend our southern border from INVASION.
1) The Border Wall…which Donald Trump had to fight like Hell to start building.
2) ICE…The U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement, federal law enforcement agency to protect the US from cross-border crime and illegal immigration.
3) Remain In Mexico Policy… Negotiated by Donald Trump…policy allowing migrants with asylum claims to await their asylum hearings in Mexico.
What did Goofy Joe do on DAY ONE of his regime? He created a Welcome Mat for Illegal Immigrants to COME ON IN…America is open for you. Remember the tall stack of executive orders which America-Hating Biden signed? He probably developed Carpal Tunnel Syndrome from signing all those ANTI-AMERICAN documents.
That was not enough aggression against America to satisfy the DemoCzar. After his illegal masses gathered for him, he moved them under the cloak of darkness to distribute them around our country. Covid was not a problem with Illegals, remember? The more Covid they spread, the better the Democrats liked it. Why? Because they could take our tax money to fund the Greatest Scam in the history of our World…COVID. With Fauci and China working together, they managed to shut down the entire world.
To top it off…now, as the midterm elections draw nearer, Old Joe has changed his tune….he wants the border closed.
Perhaps he is afraid some illegal immigrants will escape and return home before he can convert them into Democrat voters.
When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk’s hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, the clerk said he had some very good news for him.
“Guess what, sir.” The clerk said. “I finally sold that terrible, ugly suit we’ve had so long.”
“Do you mean that repulsive yellow-and-red thing?” The manager asked.
“That’s the one”!
“That’s great.” The manager cried. “I thought we’d never get rid of that monstrosity. That had to be the ugliest suit we’ve ever had. But tell me. Why is your hand bandaged?”
“Oh.” The clerk replied. “After I sold the guy that suit, his guide dog bit me.”
