Do you remember Michael Avenatti? You may remember him by the name that Tucker Carlson assigned to him, the Creepy Porn Lawyer.
As you will recall, CNN and MSNBC had this joker on everyday. He was their Messiah, their Promised One, their Golden Boy.
As Tucker Carlson described it so well, “The Creepy Porn Lawyer was on cable news so often that he brought a covered dish to their company picnics.”
Then MSM made that Giant Leap, announcing that: The Creepy Porn Lawyer, AKA, Michael Avenatti should run for president of the United States.
Avenatti fell a few feet short of that landing because he landed in jail. The many charges of fraud against this crook could have totaled 404 years. Just as he got comfortable in his cell, he had to report for court in another state. He even intended to win law suits against Nike and Stormy Daniels, after stealing her advance from the publisher of her book.
Remember, Alexander Graham Bell said, “When one door closes, another one opens.”
So, Hold on…Chill out…Have no fear. When the Jail House door closes, the door to the Crazy House opens.
MSNBC host, Katy Tur, has found a replacement for The Creepy Porn Lawyer.
In her infinite wisdom, Katy has decided that Senator-Elect John Fetterman should run for president.
Word on the street does offer some light at the end of the tunnel.
Fetterman has promised that before his presidential inauguration, he will wash his hoodie and replace his shotgun zipper-pull with the American flag lapel pin.
I’d bet Avenatti is so happy. Fetterman is sure to pardon him after his inauguration.
After all, the base for his platform as senator was to release prisoners from jail.
….if Kamala Harris resigns to become an Electric School Bus Driver, gets sick, disappears over the Bermuda Triangle, is kidnapped, gets laryngitis, moves to Ukraine, etc. We have a Plan B who will provide us with Word Salads. -Sheila Tolley-
It took a fool to even compete against Ron DeSantis for Governor in the state of Florida.
But, as they say, there is one born every minute. I have never felt comfortable about making premature election announcements….UNTIL TODAY!
-Sheila Tolley-
