Airline Cut-Backs Press Conference

 

Opening statement:  Aircraft now have reached a level of technology, in which the aircraft can take off, fly to its destination and land with computer control only… to cut expenses we will have only one pilot and a dog in the cockpit on our flights starting today.

Press:  If the aircraft can do all that why do you need a pilot?

Answer:  To feed the dog.

Press:  Then why do you need the dog?

Answer:  To make sure the pilot don’t touch any thing.

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