WRITTEN BY: SHEILA TOLLEY

 

Joe Biden:  I was not sniffing its feathers.

Nancy Pelosi: I will impeach that chicken when I catch it.

Lisa Murkowski: I will know in November.

Susan Collins: What she said.

BLM: Steal that chicken.

MSM Polls: When it comes back count the vote again.

Hillary: Even if in dumplings, the chicken should never concede.

Mayor Durkan: It is going to relish The Summer of Love.

Mark Zuckerberg: I know where it has been and where it is going.

Google: I am tracking that whole chicken family and Mark Zuckerberg.

Bill Clinton: Like Epstein, that chicken is looking for the easy way out.

Joe Biden: Did I already answer?

Michael Moore: I hate all chickens. I hate everything.

BLM: Burn that chicken.

Andrew Cuomo: It is trying to escape. Send it to the nursing home.

John Bolton: This is chicken warfare.

Hillary: What happened?

Nancy Pelosi: I will impeach it even if I don’t catch it.

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Joe Biden: Did Babe RUTH really die?

Adam Schiff: Where are my eye drops?

Gavin Newsom: Why wasn’t that chicken in lock down?

Jerry Nadler: I can catch a fish with my mouth.

Juan Williams: Merrick Garland. Merrick Garland. Merrick Garland.

Joe Biden: When I get elected to the Waffle House…I am cooking that chicken.

Hunter Biden: Can someone tighten Dad’s mask?