“I think I have figured out something important. I am all into Science. I know much more about science than Fool-Fauci. This is my analysis:
About 20 years ago, we noticed an uptick in UFO sightings. I am sure the martians were coming down to take away portions of the millennial brains as they were being born. They took the cells that support reasoning and responsibility.
Now, you notice that we have another LARGE UPTICK in UFO sightings. They are coming back to see if they were successful in destroying a generation.
The martians will not be disappointed.”