An assistant to Nancy Pelosi told her she had a fantastic dream last night.    There was a humongous parade in Washington celebrating Pelosi.  Millions lined the parade route, cheering when Nancy went past. Bands were playing; children were throwing confetti into the air; there were balloons everywhere. It was the biggest celebration Washington had ever seen.

Nancy was very impressed and said, “That’s really great!  By the way, how did I look in your dream? Was my hair okay?”

Her assistant said, “I couldn’t tell, the casket was closed.”