He’ll complain that it isn’t Halal and demand that you provide one that is.
If you give him a Halal cookie, he’ll demand that you give him a job so he can buy his own cookies.
If you give him a job, he will demand that you give him time out to pray.
If you give him time out to pray, he’ll demand that you respect his prophet.
If you show respect for his prophet, he’ll demand that you stop singing your National Anthem.
If you stop singing your National Anthem, the Muslim will demand that you elect him to congress.
When you elect a Muslim to congress, he’ll demand that we change our Constitution, so that we are no longer allowed to speak freely, have guns or worship the god of our choice.
When we change the Constitution to what a Muslim demands, Sharia Law will be the law of our land.
When Sharia Law is the law of our land, Muslims will be permitted to execute anyone who disagrees with them, does not dress like them, or does not worship Allah.
“CONGRESS, YOU GAVE THIS MUSLIM A COOKIE.”