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You simply must be energized when you watch this

“If It Were A Vaccine…I Would Take It!”
-Sheila Tolley-

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Chubby Checker & Laurel & Hardy..

WE KNOW THEY DID NOT DANCE TO CHUBBY CHECKER’S.. TWIST AGAIN….BUT HOW THEY’VE FITTED THE DANCE STEPS TO THE MUSIC IS FUN TO WATCH.. 

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New 2021 Golf Rules For Seniors

 

PGA RULE CHANGES IN EFFECT FOR GOLFERS AGE 62+

Rule 9k.34– If a tree is between the ball and the hole, and the tree is deemed to be younger than the player, then the ball can be moved without penalty. This is so because this is simply a question of timing; when the player was younger, the tree was not there so the player is being penalized because of his age.

Rule 1.a.5– A ball sliced or hooked into the Rough shall be lifted and placed on the Fairway at a point equal to the distance it carried or rolled into the Rough with no penalty. The senior player should not be penalized for tall grass which ground keepers failed to mow.

Rule 2.d.6– A ball hitting a tree shall be deemed NOT to have hit the tree. This is simply bad luck and luck has no place in a scientific game. The senior player must estimate the distance the ball would have traveled if it had not hit the tree, and play the ball from there.

Rule 3.B.3– There shall be no such thing as a lost ball. The missing ball is on or near the course and will eventually be found and pocketed by someone else, thereby making it a stolen ball. The senior player is not to compound the felony by charging himself with a penalty.

Rule 4.c.7– If a putt passes over a hole without dropping, it is deemed to have dropped. The Law of Gravity supersedes the Rules of Golf.

Rule 5. – Putts that stop close enough to the cup that they could be blown in, may be blown in. This does not apply to balls more than three inches from the Hole. No one wants to make a mockery of the game.

Rule 6.a.9– There is no penalty for so-called “out of bounds”. If penny-pinching golf course owners bought sufficient land, this would not occur. The senior player deserves an apology, not a penalty.

Rule 7.G.15– There is no penalty for a ball in a water hazard, as golf balls should float. Senior players should not be penalized for any shortcomings of the manufacturers.

Rule 8.k.9– Advertisements claim that golf scores can be improved by purchasing new golf equipment. Since this is financially impractical for many senior players, one-half stroke per hole may be subtracted for using old equipment.

Please advise all your senior friends of these important rule changes and keep multiple copies in your golf bag. Those not following the rules need to be provided a copy.

Golf is…above all…a game of integrity.

 

Note From Editor: 

If God trusted golfers, he would have put little erasers on the end of those little pencils.

-Sheila Tolley-


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THE SPHINX—LIQUOR–SMICKER

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The generals aren’t held accountable.  I would like to see no volunteers for any armed service for a year.  I would like to see all enlisted personnel on submarines that have nuclear missiles refuse the vaccine.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/spencerbrown/2021/09/28/will-unvaccinated-service-members-receive-dishonorable-discharges-n2596635

Don Lemon’s trial moves forward.

https://www.breitbart.com/the-media/2021/09/29/nolte-sexual-assault-suit-against-cnns-don-lemon-headed-to-court/

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This is for our younger readers, the older ones already knew what was coming.

https://www.breitbart.com/clips/2021/09/26/pfizer-ceo-albert-bourla-most-likely-scenario-is-annual-revaccination-for-covid/

This is one reason why about 30 of our generals need to be court martialed.

https://redstate.com/bonchie/2021/09/27/marine-who-criticized-deadly-afghanistan-withdrawal-thrown-in-the-brig-n448831

https://thefederalist.com/

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Many Americans are tired of our dictator. 

https://boston.cbslocal.com/2021/09/27/massachusetts-state-police-covid-vaccine-mandate-resignations/

https://redstate.com/

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The Alcohol Editor:  What in the world is going on with a liquor shortage, LL ?

The Boozer Cat:  There are various reasons, maybe we will have another Whiskey Rebellion like the one in 1794.

https://www.history.com/topics/early-us/whiskey-rebellion

https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/food/2021/09/18/pennsylvania-rations-liquor-sales-due-supply-chain-disruptions/8404456002/

Different areas have different shortages.

https://www.wsls.com/news/local/2021/07/20/virignia-abc-stores-facing-pandemic-related-shortages/

Utah has a singular problem, they limit tequila to two bottles a day.  People like Nancy Pigleosi would be in a pickle in Utah.

https://www.fox13now.com/news/local-news/patron-tequila-shortage-prompts-dabc-to-ration-bottles

Thank your government for letting companies make everything in other countries.  They save a buck, and China builds more war material.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/sep/22/cargo-ships-traffic-jam-los-angeles-california

This guy is better than Fauci and Joe.

https://babylonbee.com/news/boss-warns-all-new-employees-he-will-fire-them-immediately-if-people-on-twitter-tell-him-to

Where are the grown ups ?

https://redstate.com/wag/2020/06/22/where-are-all-the-grown-ups-n244144