“America and the World remembers: To fill a table at McDonald’s for a rally, Joe Biden had to show up at Rush Hour. While our man, Donald Trump, always had too many people to fit into the huge stadiums. Trump had more people waiting in line for the restroom than Biden has ever managed to corral.”
“PINO Biden may have had even less boats at his parade, except for the fact that: His Queer Secretary of Transportation, Pete Buttigieg, took a Leave-Of-Absence due to morning sickness or his husband was about to deliver twins. Who knows? Confusing, isn’t it?”
The Not A Bigot Cat: He should move to Virginia and run for governor. He hasn’t been photographed in Blackface and wearing a Klan sheet. Ralph Northam, the exiting governor, will probably run the DNC or a 1 Hour Martinizing Laundry for the dem’s dress sheets and pointy hats.
Somebody needs to tell Paul that there is a difference between a band that plays for 8 years and one that plays over 50 years. He needs some emotional help.
An adjunct professor of engineering at the University of Buffalo, Wilson Greatbatch accidentally invented the pacemaker in 1956. When working on building equipment intended to record heart sounds, the scientist used the wrong transistor and discovered that instead of recording sounds, his device gave off an electrical pulse, mimicking that of the heart. Greatbatch presented his invention to William Chardack, a surgeon at Buffalo’s Veterans Administration Hospital, in 1958, and together the two were able to successfully control a dog’s heartbeat and, in 1960, a human’s.
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