“America and the World remembers: To fill a table at McDonald’s for a rally, Joe Biden had to show up at Rush Hour. While our man, Donald Trump, always had too many people to fit into the huge stadiums. Trump had more people waiting in line for the restroom than Biden has ever managed to corral.”
“PINO Biden may have had even less boats at his parade, except for the fact that: His Queer Secretary of Transportation, Pete Buttigieg, took a Leave-Of-Absence due to morning sickness or his husband was about to deliver twins. Who knows? Confusing, isn’t it?”