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FOOTBALLISMS….

120+ Football Jokes That Will Score You A Touchdown

 

“Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble the football”…
  – John Heisman, first football coach at Rice  

“I make my practices real hard because if a player is a quitter, I want him to quit in practice, not in a game.” 
– Bear Bryant / Alabama
 
” It isn’t necessary to see a good tackle, you can hear it!”  
– Knute Rockne / Notre Dame  
 
“At Georgia Southern, we don’t cheat.
That costs money, and we don’t have any.”
– Erik Russell / Georgia Southern
 
“The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it.”       
–  Lou Holtz / Arkansas – Notre Dame
 
“When you win, nothing hurts.”     
–  Joe Namath / Alabama
 
“A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a medieval study hall.”     
–  Frank Leahy / Notre Dame
 
“There’s nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you.”     
–  Woody Hayes / Ohio State
 
“I don’t expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation.”       
–  Bob Devaney / Nebraska  

“In Alabama, an atheist is someone who doesn’t believe in Bear Bryant.”     
–  Wally Butts / Georgia
 
“I never graduated from Iowa. But I was only there for two terms – Truman’s and Eisenhower’s.”    
–  Alex Karras / Iowa
 
“My advice to defensive players is to take the shortest route to the ball, and arrive in a bad humor.” 
–  Bowden Wyatt / Tennessee
 
“I could have been a Rhodes Scholar except for my grades.”     
– Duffy Daugherty / Michigan State  
 
”   Always remember Goliath was a 40-point favorite over David.”     
– Shug Jordan / Auburn   
 
“I asked Darrell Royal, the coach of the Texas Longhorns, why he didn’t recruit me ”      
He said,    “Well, Walt, we took a look at you, and you weren’t any good.”     
–    Walt Garrison / Oklahoma State/Dallas Cowboys  

“Son, you’ve got a good engine, but your hands aren’t on the steering wheel.”
–  Bobby Bowden / Florida State   


“Football is NOT a contact sport, it is a collision sport.
Dancing IS a contact sport.”   –
Duffy Daugherty / Michigan State
 
After USC lost 51-0 to Notre Dame, his post-game message to his team was;   ]
“All those who need showers, take them.”     
–  John McKay / USC ]]]]]]]]]]]

”    If lessons are learned in defeat, our team is getting a great education.”     
–  Murray Warmath / Minnesota
 
“The only qualifications for a lineman are to be big and dumb.  
To be a back, you only have to be dumb.”     
–  Knute Rockne / Notre Dame
 
“We live one day at a time and scratch where it itches.”      
–  Darrell Royal / Texas   
 
“We didn’t tackle well today, but we made up for it by not blocking.”            
–  John McKay / USC
 
“I’ve found that prayers work best when you have big players.”     
–  Knute Rockne / Notre Dame
 
Ohio State’s Urban Meyer on one of his players:
“He doesn’t know the meaning of the word fear. In fact, I just saw his grades and he doesn’t know the meaning of a lot of words.”

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THE SPHINX—FIRE

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The Chinese chickens are coming home to roost.  Good luck Joe.

https://news.trust.org/item/20211004144313-afbyb

https://redstate.com/setonmotley/2021/10/04/the-us-sell-out-continues-big-techs-latest-capitulations-to-communist-china-n451676

Poor Katie.

https://pagesix.com/2021/10/04/katie-couric-banned-from-promoting-her-book-on-cbs/?_ga=2.70719376.1678079493.1605772234-951879754.1604898772

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This is one goal.  The libs don’t believe parents should decide what their children are taught.  That’s it—government brainwashing.

https://redstate.com/sister-toldjah/2021/09/29/glenn-youngkin-goes-for-the-jugular-after-terry-mcauliffes-stunning-declaration-on-public-education-n449692

We know who the real killers are, I get tired of naming them.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2021/10/02/exclusive-markwayne-mullin-2-and-3-year-old-americans-died-in-afghanistan-due-to-bidens-failed-withdrawal/

Look.

https://www.nationalreview.com/2021/10/journalists-face-disaster-as-covid-19-deaths-drop/?utm_source=recirc-desktop&utm_medium=homepage&utm_campaign=river&utm_content=featured-content-trending&utm_term=first

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https://thefederalist.com/2021/09/28/sports-fans-arent-the-only-ones-ramping-up-their-f-ck-joe-biden-chants/

https://www.nationalreview.com/

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Kathy to make you fishers of men.

https://www.nationalreview.com/2021/09/governor-kathy-hochul-is-one-weird-duck/

FJB.

https://www.breitbart.com/sports/2021/10/03/wattch-fck-joe-biden-chants-ring-out-college-football-stadiums-across-country/

https://redstate.com/

One more time.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2021/10/04/an-nbc-reporter-hilariously-tried-to-gaslight-us-on-the-fk-joe-biden-chant-at-n2596888

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Feel The Burn Editor:  Do you know about fires, LL ?

Burn Baby Burn Cat:  I sure do.  After reading the history of my family, I know more about fires than Smokey Bear.  On the darkest night when there is a new moon you can see flames at the cemetery not far from my lair.  It’s spooky.

https://www.llbean.com/llb/shop/2?csp=a&gnrefine=1*CATEGORY*Fireplace%20%26%20Hearth&freeText=Fatwood&epi=0&cid=00154625341&qei=553475064&utm_campaign=210925_product_personalized&pcd=&qs=3153134&utm_medium=promotional_modular_email&utm_source=LLBean

FTBE:  Are there other names for the fire starter, BBBC ?

There sure are, kindling, pitch wood, and lightard are a few.  Most are old pine stumps and limbs.  The resin/rosin settles in certain places over time.  Here is a video.

https://survivalcommonsense.com/find-natural-firestarter/

You can be prepared for the crash.

https://www.premierfirewoodcompany.com/blog/2016/08/30/what-is-fatwood/

FTBE:  Should you use matches to start your fire, BBBC ?

You can use them or any number of small gas lighters.  If you don’t want to be confused with BLM or Antifa hoodlums/arsonist use something with some history–cops know that they know nothing of that.

https://www.zippo.com/pages/then-now

https://www.bonanza.com/k/zippo-ad-1960s-/1492390?step=1&s=1933.999755859375

https://www.nationalww2museum.org/war/articles/words-war-38

One more link.

https://www.google.com/search?source=univ&tbm=isch&q=zippo+print+ad+this+zippo+lighter+flew+over+the+pyramids&fir=2FJ-1QKy9iVTEM%252CGOUZTHS4M3FHYM%252C_%253Bd_WKtNZvPckX5M%252CYKyi9Spr0Hw5TM%252C_%253BunWNxE8l6bGQJM%252CbEhpYDq0JeQbeM%252C_%253BOPFZi9K6wONyIM%252Cwey5VrmvnpNehM%252C_%253Bczx0yqXLj9ks5M%252CdsXYSvtMm1vPmM%252C_%253BPSGJZoMYSop81M%252CkF4lcsR98HqAKM%252C_%253BkgG7fAoIg5Ch5M%252CPdimBZ0YQE9HiM%252C_%253B-iMUa1fnMo-KIM%252CV5Wl3_cHzenJpM%252C_%253BidNtUwuyT9ih6M%252CCdSYSTnOQ6bq9M%252C_%253BFbdwxFUg1bzk7M%252CEoAoYTnklYqXjM%252C_&usg=AI4_-kRG-TyC7AFYRUVJFqVbIpyaVKkNHg&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjQqZXN0przAhXNnWoFHdPMC0kQ7Al6BAgGEBI&biw=1268&bih=533&dpr=1.5#imgrc=czx0yqXLj9ks5M

This is a sad story that could apply to several national politicians.

https://assets.rebelmouse.io/eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJpbWFnZSI6Imh0dHBzOi8vYXNzZXRzLnJibC5tcy8yNTEzNDA2MS9vcmlnaW4uanBnIiwiZXhwaXJlc19hdCI6MTYzNDUzMTM2MH0.fxGkZo1g8EkBBmZlpqvnBlMIWQ1GVSiZjWcM7-DrNR4/img.jpg?width=600&quality=80

The dems/libs are uneducated.

https://twitter.com/markfinkelstein/status/1443893920476409856?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1443928976150482944%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es3_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Ftownhall.com%2Ftipsheet%2Fmattvespa%2F2021%2F10%2F01%2Fdid-you-catch-why-a-cnn-contributors-attack-on-joe-manchin-failed-miserably-n2596799

https://redstate.com/wag/2020/01/29/cnn-lectures-us-rubes-about-geography-n126864

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Smiles….