Archive | October 13, 2021

TOO FUNNY……

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A teacher asks the kids in her 5th grade class: “What do you want to be when you grow up?

“Little Larry says: “I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest whore, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while… banging her like a loose screen door in a hurricane.”

The teacher, shocked and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Larry, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply continue with the lesson.

“And how about you, Sarah?”

“I wanna be Larry’s whore.”

 

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THE SPHINX—IT WAS THE END

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DeSantis steps up, FJB and the liberals.  History is history.  As matter of fact, everything today is a result of history.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2021/10/11/desantis-hails-christopher-columbus-singular-figure-in-western-civilization-who-exemplified-heroism/

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Abbott steps up.

https://www.newsmax.com/newsfront/abbott/2021/10/11/id/1040068/

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Part two, inflation and your smaller income.

https://redstate.com/heartlandinstitute/2021/10/08/indulgent-spending-inflation-debt-and-the-dollar-a-downward-spiral-part-2-n453131

Wood is expensive.  Vote Democratic.

https://www.breitbart.com/economy/2021/10/09/lumber-prices-rose-50-percent-since-august-and-may-climb-higher/

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The South Pole has the coldest winter ever recorded.

https://www.seattletimes.com/nation-world/south-pole-posts-most-severe-cold-season-on-record-an-anomaly-in-a-warming-world/

What a joke.  Don’t ask me why American Culture is doomed. 

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/leahbarkoukis/2021/10/08/suspected-texas-high-school-gunman-is-out-on-bail-and-got-a-welcome-home-party-n2597171

https://www.nationalreview.com/?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIlKvA89-98wIV0fLjBx2a6gcUEAAYASAAEgJ5N_D_BwE

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Shapiro explains.

I wonder if Joe has sold-out the Taiwanese yet ?

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/landonmion/2021/10/10/taiwan-president-we-will-not-bow-to-chinese-pressure-n2597219

Our weekly Bee.

https://babylonbee.com/podcast/basic/251

https://redstate.com/

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The Science Editor:  What was the end, LL ?

Sin City Cat:  This appears to be the finding of Sodom & Gomorrah.  It is in the Bible.  Today Washington D.C., would be the number one city due for some urban renewal.  I would pay to see it, and risk being turned into a pillar of salt or even a dog.

https://www.studyfinds.org/sodom-gomorrah-fire-brimstone-meteor/

Paige might escape since she swore off slutty, for a time.

https://nypost.com/2021/10/05/paige-spiranacs-hole-in-one-video-with-gary-player/

The end of students being cheated by schools is here.

https://nypost.com/2021/10/08/inside-the-life-of-olivia-dunne-the-lsu-gymnast-whose-cashing-in-big-on-nil-movement/

Here is an iconic college stadium.

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/32319238/an-ode-kibbie-dome-college-football-weirdest-stadium

Name your most repulsive dems.

https://redstate.com/wag/2020/07/25/chip-chip-presents-a-nonpolitical-cartoon-name-the-parents-n248657

The dems are no good.

 

Today’s Accidental Invention…The First Artificial Sweetener

Saccharin, the first artificial sweetener, was discovered in 1878 by Constantin Fahlberg. The Russian chemist was working in the lab of chemistry professor Ira Remsen when he accidentally tasted some of the chemicals he was working with and realized how sweet they were. After some experimentation, Fahlberg came to the conclusion that the sugariness was caused by the reaction of o-sulfobenzoic acid with phosphorus (V) chloride and ammonia to create benzoic sulfinide—or, saccharin.

 

getting rid of sugar in your diet can get rid of wrinkles