They still have to go RETRO to be good…..
Archive | October 10, 2021
AMEN Sister….
Politoons
Off To Italy…..taking the long route
A young woman in New York City was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean, but just before she could throw herself from the docks, a handsome young man stopped her.
“You have so much to live for,” said the man. “I’m a sailor, and we are off to Italy tomorrow. I can stow you away on my ship. I’ll take care of you, bring you food every day, and keep you happy.”
With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had always wanted to go to Italy, the woman accepted. That night the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a small but comfortable compartment in the hold. From then on, every night he would bring her three sandwiches, a bottle of red wine, and make love to her until dawn. Three weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a routine inspection.
“What are you doing here?” asked the captain.
“I have an arrangement with one of the sailors,” she replied. “He brings me food and I get a free trip to Italy.”
“I see,” the captain says.
Her conscience got the best of her and she added, “Plus, he’s screwing me.”
“He certainly is,” replied the captain. “This is the Staten Island Ferry.”
TODAY’S MEMES
THE SPHINX—EXCITING THINGS
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Texas is the heartbeat of America. Pack the Court Joe.
https://redstate.com/robert_a_hahn/2021/10/09/appeals-court-re-instates-texas-abortion-law-n454151
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This is why we need guns. Killers and politicians will always have them or hired security. I’m glad the officers are recovering. In these situations cops should wait for an armored vehicle.
https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/car-crash-and-police-shootout-in-wisconsin-intense-video/
The Taliban and sanctuary states release about the same number of killers.
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Those ole vaxx cards.
https://nypost.com/2021/10/03/nyc-vaccine-mandate-putting-an-end-to-underage-partying/
Let’s take the HOR back and impeach Joe.
https://redstate.com/wag/2020/01/15/chip-chip-guest-lectures-for-ka-blooeys-college-class-n125387
NYC loses more money to de Blasio thieves.
https://nypost.com/2021/10/07/probe-finds-de-blasio-even-more-in-debt-to-nyc-taxpayers/
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The I Can’t Wait Editor:Â What is exciting, LL ?
Breathless Cat:Â I have had enough of politics.
Katie has a piece of trash book. She has never been a news person, just a Today Show perky face. She now appears to be a vindictive little slimy bitc*–like Pigleosi and Jayapal–but shorter.
https://nypost.com/2021/10/02/banfield-norville-are-hit-hard-and-hurt-by-courics-cruelty/
The mountain where Moses received the Commandments is located.
https://nypost.com/2021/10/02/archaeologist-claims-mount-sinai-found-in-saudi-arabia/
The missing 5 were pieced together. I can’t wait to see what they are.
One Ark is moving to Tampa.
https://www.foxbusiness.com/markets/cathie-woods-ark-invest-florida
Manchin is still upsetting the LGBTQI commie dems.
I get the Japanese names mixed up, but they have their own Royal Drama–like Harry and the woman in the green dress.
https://nypost.com/2021/10/02/princess-mako-and-commoner-fiance-kei-megxit-without-the-money/
Today’s Accidental Invention…Chocolate Chip Cookies
It’s hard to imagine a world without chocolate chip cookies, but the delectable dessert wasn’t actually invented until 1930. On the day that the cookies were created, Ruth Graves Wakefield, co-owner of the Toll House Inn, was preparing some chocolate cookies for her guests when she realized that she was out of baker’s chocolate. Thinking on her feet, Wakefield decided to chop up a block of Nestle semi-sweet chocolate, assuming that it would melt and spread evenly throughout the batter. Instead, what came out of the oven was the very first batch of chocolate chip cookies, and modern dessert was never the same.
Laughs for today…
TODAY’S BIBLE VERSE
