Good Night now….Jay Leno Science Quiz

Precious Photos of the Wild

Nothing is as tender and caring as a proud parent’s love and affection for their young offspring.


On The Riverbank

In the Arctic

In India

In Africa

Somewhere near Walmart

Kinda puts a lump in your
Throat, doesn’t it?


Mine Is Bigger Than Yours



The NFL is hiding nude photos of the Washington Football Team Cheerleaders.

Maybe the NFL can make things better by having a Nude Cheerleader National Anthem.


Pete, Pete, help us Pete.  Our supply chain has crashed under your and FJB’s leadership.


The last I heard the announcement was just a press-release–no executive order or anything.  Any decision will go to The Supremes.


This is funny.


Joe wants to send aid to the Taliban.  Vote Democratic.



Judge Judy’s ex-bailiff thinks Judy adopted him.

The R’s in Congress should not vote for anything Pigleosi supports.


A Bee Special.  For our new readers, ” let’s go Brandon ” originated when a reporter for NBC tried to cover up fans chanting FJB.

Inflation is spreading.        


The Almost Editor:  What are some of your almost news articles, LL ?

The Articles Are Everywhere Cat:  The first is an airline pilot strike that no one will mention.

The commie Mayorkas, Secretary of Homeland Security, hasn’t made much progress on ” Whip Gate. ”  It is about the same as last year with NASCAR and ” Noose Gate.”  The ropes on garage doors that don’t have electric motors are used to pull the doors down.  From the news you would have thought the Democrats had pulled out their Klan uniforms and were marching on New York—like the old days.


Let’s see if Virginia is still a Blackface state. We remember the pictures of the current governor wearing blackface.  McAuliffe is one creepy guy, his cheer should be FerTM.

The traitor Milley has already given the Chinese all of our secrets.  The Engineer should have used IHOP as a dead-drop.

Listen to The Supremes, Joe…FJB




Wiser words about golf have never been spoken so eloquently…..


In My Hand I Hold A Ball, White And Dimpled, Rather Small.
Oh, How Bland It Does Appear, This Harmless Looking Little Sphere.
By Its Size I Could Not Guess, The Awesome Strength It Does Possess.
But Since I Fell Beneath Its Spell, I’ve Wandered Through The Fires Of Hell.

My Life Has Not Been Quite The Same, Since I Chose To Play This Stupid Game.
It Rules My Mind For Hours On End, A Fortune It Has Made Me Spend.
It Has Made Me Yell, Curse And Cry, I Hate Myself And Want To Die.
It Promises A Thing Called Par, If I Can Hit It Straight And Far.

To Master Such A Tiny Ball, Should Not Be Very Hard At All.
But My Desires The Ball Refuses, And Does Exactly As It Chooses.
It Hooks And Slices, Dribbles And Dies, And Disappears Before My Eyes.
Often It Will Have A Whim, To Hit A Tree Or Take A Swim.

With Miles Of Grass On Which To Land, It Finds A Tiny Patch Of Sand.
Then Has Me Offering Up My Soul, If Only It Would Find The Hole.
It’s Made Me Whimper Like A Pup, And Swear That I Will Give It Up.
I Take A Drink To Ease My Sorrow, But The Ball Knows … I’ll Be Back Tomorrow.

Stand proud you noble swingers of clubs and losers of  balls! A recent study found the average golfer walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found golfers drink, on  average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means, on average, golfers get about  41 miles to the gallon.
Kind of makes you proud.  I Almost feel like a hybrid.


Today’s Accidental Invention…The X-Ray Machine

On November 8, 1895, physicist Wilhelm Conrad Rontgen was in his laboratory in Wurzburg, Germany, experimenting on a vacuum tube covered in cardboard when he noticed a mysterious glow emanating from a chemically coated screen nearby. Confused and intrigued, he named the new rays causing this glow X-rays due to their unknown origin—and after playing around some more with the new rays, he discovered that putting his hand in front of the glow allowed him to see past his skin to his bones, thus leading to the world’s first X-ray.

doctors looking at an x-ray and going over medical terminology

Some Smiles For You….


Some days you feel like a nut…Some days you are a nut…