Archive | October 14, 2021

The Hooker’s Union


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A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, “Is this a union house?”

“No,” she replied, “I’m sorry it isn’t.”

“Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?”

“The house gets $60 and the girls get $40,” she answered.

Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, “Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules.”

The man asked, “And, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?”

“The girls get $80 and the house gets $20.”

“That’s more like it!” the union man said.

He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive blue-eyed blonde, “I’d like her,” he said. 

“I’m sure you would, sir,” said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 80 year old woman in the corner, “but Nancy here has 40 years seniority and according to union rules, she’s next.”

Strange New Respect for…Nancy Pelosi?: Podcast –


Now you know what’s wrong with the seniority system in the House and Senate.



What did you call me?

A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding, and the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general, began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable.

Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket, and as he was doing that he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head.

The farmer said, ‘Having some problems with circle flies there, are ya?’

The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said, ‘Well yeah, if that’s what they are, but I never heard of circle flies.’

So the farmer says, ‘Well, circle flies are common on farms. See, they’re called circle flies because they’re almost always found circling around the back end of a horse.’

The trooper says, ‘Oh,’ and goes back to writing the ticket.

Then after a minute he stops and says, ‘Hey…wait a minute, are you trying to call me a horse’s ass?’

The farmer says, ‘Oh no, officer. I have too much respect for law enforcement and police officers to even think about calling you a horse’s ass.’

The trooper says, ‘Well, that’s a good thing,’ and goes back to writing the ticket. He finished writing the ticket and handed it to the farmer.

As he was walking off the farmer yelled,

“It’s hard to fool them circle flies though!”




If I had the extra cash, I would stock up on essential items.  Shortages are everywhere.

America is like Walgreens.



It’s a strike or as the police call their’s the Blue-Flu.


They reelected the dems.

The commie Lloyd Austin said he was giving the unvaxxed a dishonorable discharge.

FJB in Italy.



Pick your favorite country.

Southwest is the only airline blaming the weather for anything—they must be CNN fans.

Our fact-check showed a patriotic flag.  Lloyd Austin is racist.


The How Do Illegals Walk 2,000 Miles in Flip Flops Editor:  What are your mysteries, LL ?

The We Don’t Know Cat:  Here are some guaranteed to tantalize, tease, and test your logical minds.

The Zodiac Killer is kind of like D B Cooper, both involved in unsolved crimes from the sixties and seventies.  Neither have even come close to stealing as much money or killing as many people as Biden, Pigleosi, and Schumer.

This is a current mystery.

Here is another puzzler.

This is no mystery.  This is how secure our pipelines are from anyone.  In one day 30 people could shut down every energy pipeline in America.  America has almost 2 million illegals since Joe took office.

A dems party, POO( H ) but no Winnie & Tigger Too.

Vote Democratic for more success.

The missing wolf pack is a mystery.

Amigo still has his alarm to locate intruding dems.


Today’s Accidental Invention…Penicillin

Discovered in 1928, Penicillin was one of the world’s first antibiotics, but the man who discovered it—Dr. Alexander Fleming—never actually meant to “revolutionize all medicine,” as he later described it. Rather, Fleming came across the antibiotic entirely by chance when he left out cultures of Staphylococcus aureus in his lab for two weeks and returned to find that their growth had been prevented by a mold called Penicillium notatum.

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