Good Night Now…Me and Bobby McGee

Two Sisters….

 
  

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.    Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.

 In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock.

Upon leaving with $600, the brunette tells her sister, ‘When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I’ll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home.’

The brunette arrives at the man’s ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it.  The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less.  After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news.

She walks into the telegraph office, and says, ‘I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I’ve bought a bull for our ranch.  I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home.’

The telegraph operator explains that he’ll be glad to help her, then adds, it  will cost 99 cents a word.  Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette realizes that she’ll only be able to send her sister one word.

After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, ‘I want you to send her the  word ‘comfortable.’

The operator shakes his head. ‘How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back  to your ranch if you send her just the word ‘comfortable?’

The brunette explains, ‘My sister’s blonde.  The word is big. She’ll read it very slowly.

‘com-for-da-bul’.

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WATCH THIS, PLEASE!

I would love the opportunity to say this face-to face to Fauci, Biden and their whole damn crowd:

“TAKE OFF YOUR MASKS, SIT DOWN, SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO THIS VIDEO!”
SHEILA TOLLEY-

 

CLICK ON: Sharyl Attkisson Report

How the Amish Defeated Covid Without Vaccines

 

 

 

THE SPHINX—SECRET IDENTITY EXPOSED

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This could be good news.

https://redstate.com/bonchie/2021/10/21/confirmed-john-durhams-investigation-is-much-farther-reaching-than-originally-thought-n460597

Mayor Lightfoot ( D-ILL ) has Chicago number 1 in murders and rats.  You go kemosabe.

https://www.breitbart.com/health/2021/10/21/democrat-run-chicago-heads-orkins-top-50-rattiest-cities-list/

https://www.dictionary.com/e/pop-culture/kemosabe/

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You go Joe.

https://www.breitbart.com/economy/2021/10/21/shipping-costs-surge-california-asia/

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/leahbarkoukis/2021/10/22/biden-town-hall—freedom-n2597861

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Investigator Cat thinks this incident was PLANNED–no prop manager needs live ammo on a set.

https://nypost.com/2021/10/23/woman-who-handled-weapons-on-baldwin-set-nervous-about-ability/

https://nypost.com/2021/10/22/replacement-non-union-worker-was-in-charge-of-alec-baldwins-deadly-prop-gun/

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The Alec Baldwin accident is terrible.  There is no need for real guns as this article points out. The diagram  looks like a rifle and shotgun cartridge.  The video is for our loyal readers unfamiliar with guns and ammunition.

https://nypost.com/2021/10/22/prop-gun-used-by-alec-baldwin-in-shooting-contained-live-round-union/

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2021/10/22/nolte-gun-safety-procedures-obviously-not-followed-on-alec-baldwin-set/

https://nypost.com/2021/10/22/how-can-a-prop-gun-used-on-movie-set-be-deadly/

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Supremes let Texas law stand.

https://www.newsmax.com/politics/supreme-court-texas-abortion-ban/2021/10/22/id/1041621/

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Chicago residents deserve what they voted for, and submit to, just like California, Oregon, and Washington State.

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2021/10/chicago-threatens-withhold-retirement-benefits-cops-retire-rather-submit-mayor-lightfoots-covid-vaccine-mandate/

https://mynorthwest.com/3191118/rantz-inslee-firing-thousands-covid-health-forced-vaccinations/

Jen says skip P & G products.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2021/10/20/high-class-problem-here-are-the-latest-goods-to-see-prices-spike-due-to-biden-n2597730

https://thefederalist.com/

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Congress sent our jobs to China–vote them out.  Business saved a few bucks, give cash for Christmas.

https://www.breitbart.com/economy/2021/10/20/bidens-plan-to-relieve-backlog-at-port-of-los-angeles-is-not-working/

Bezos says lower your expectations.  The next 11 months gives you a chance to test drive Socialism & Marxism.  If you don’t like them, too bad.  When the platforms for Facebook & Twitter go out things will get serious.

https://babylonbee.com/news/americans-still-trapped-in-afghanistan-told-by-washington-post-to-lower-their-expectations

The TSA says jab it–FJB.

https://nypost.com/2021/10/19/if-tsa-agents-wont-get-jabbed-why-not-re-examine-the-whole-show/

https://www.breitbart.com/

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The Classified Editor:  Are there any secret identity’s left in America, LL ?

The Confidential Cat:  There aren’t many.  We uncovered one more traitor this week.  We knew she was a commie, but we now have film evidence.  She is unimportant, just a mouthpiece for the Billionaires.  Our first video is her as a school girl.

She graduated and went to work for Spectrademsblmantifalgbtqioulsmft.

Fortunately, Sean Connery was still Bond, James Bond, and saved the day.

Jen is more focused than Baghdad Bob during the Iraq war.

https://babylonbee.com/news/there-is-no-need-to-worry-about-chinas-nukes-says-jen-psaki-from-irradiated-super-mutant-covered-wasteland

Jen loves to dis (respect) Americans.

https://nypost.com/2021/10/19/the-post-says-diss-is-what-democrats-now-are/

Your body would be yours for an abortion, but theirs for a vaxx.

https://redstate.com/wag/2020/05/04/my-body-my-choice-n136204

Jen sings this song at church (  of Satan ).

 

TODAY’S MEMES

 

 

COLLECTIBLES…Part Two