Good Night Now…Indian Lake

You take a bus marked “Lakewood Drive”
And you keep on ridin’ till you’re out of the city
Where the air is fine with the sweet smellin pine
And the countryside’s pretty
And you’ll see daffodils peepin over the hills
or a honey lovin’ mama bear
Just take a left at the bridge (left at the bridge)
Go down to Quakerforn Ridge (go to the ridge now)
And in a minute you’re there (in a minute you’re there)
(do do do do do (4x))
Indian Lake is a scene
You should make with your little one
Keep it in mind if you’re lookin to find
A place in the summer sun
Swim in the cove have a snack in the grove
Or you can rent a canoe (you can rent a canoe)
At Indian Lake You’ll be able to make
The way the Indians do
(do do do do do (4x))
Indian Lake is a scene
You should make with your little one
Just keep it in mind if you’re lookin to find
A place in the summer sun
You can swim in the cove, have a snack in the grove
Or you can rent a canoe (you can rent a canoe)
At Indian Lake You’ll be able to make
The way the Indians do
everybody, hey
Indian Lake is a scene
You should make with your little one
Just keep it in mind if you’re lookin to find
A place in the summer sun
Swim in the cove, have a snack in the grove
Or you can rent a canoe (you can rent a canoe)
(fades out)
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Rare ‘Penis Plant’ Blooms For First Time In 25 Years

A two-meter tall Amorphophallus decus-silvae, or “penis plant,” which reeks of decomposing flesh and looks vaguely phallic, recently flowered at the Leiden Hortus Botanicus in the Netherlands, the first time this type of plant has bloomed in Europe in nearly 25 years. What do you think?

 


“Europe has always been more sexually liberated than America.”

Whitmer Sirota, Kowtow Savant

 


“See, ladies? Sometimes you just have to be patient for two and a half decades.”

Russ Corlee, Annuitant

 


“Too bad. I’ve got a headache.”

Akilah Ebort, Systems Analyst

 

We Don’t Deserve Dogs

THE SPHINX—SHORTAGES

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Biden and his party are insane.  Vote Democratic & DESTROY AMERICA.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/spencerbrown/2021/10/28/biden-wants-to-give-450k-to-each-illegal-immigrant-separated-at-border-n2598210

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/rebeccadowns/2021/10/28/the-text-of-bidens-monster-spending-bill-is-finally-here-heres-whats-actually-in-it-n2598212

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We want to be the first to call for Meta to be broken up, and be regulated like over-the-air broadcasts, or the electric company.

https://nypost.com/2021/10/28/facebook-changes-its-corporate-name-to-meta/

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Bruce calls  his supporters a bunch of n-word spewing racist.

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2021/10/27/nolte-watch-bruce-springsteen-smear-his-own-fans-as-n-word-hurling-racists/

Let’s go Brandon knocks Adele out of number one.

https://nypost.com/2021/10/27/lets-go-brandon-rapper-bryson-grays-banned-anti-biden-song-is-no-1/

Our alphabet might run out of Xs.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2021/10/27/the-state-department-is-making-a-major-change-to-passports-n2598103

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Morton should be governor/President somewhere.  Bobcat man could be his assistant.

https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/32483475/world-series-2021-charlie-morton-threw-16-pitches-broken-leg-apologized-more

Another new privilege.

https://redstate.com/mike_miller/2021/10/24/right-handed-privilege-at-nc-school-goes-viral-and-this-left-hander-is-on-it-n462721

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We reported this last week.

https://nypost.com/2021/10/27/walmart-alerts-customers-to-deadly-recalled-air-freshener/

Florida has a shortage of COVID-19 cases.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2021/10/27/florida-reaches-lowest-coronavirus-case-rate-nation/

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Kanter is fighting against slavery—where is Kaepernick  the Nike Guy ?

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/guybenson/2021/10/27/courage-nba-player-steps-up-criticism-of-china-calls-out-nikes-glaring-hypocrisy-n2598075

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Every informed person in America knows that LBJ, CIA, and FBI were involved.  You are a lying dem-POS.

https://nypost.com/2021/10/23/biden-delays-release-of-jfk-assassination-records/

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There is no shortage of price increases ( inflation ).

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2021/10/21/cant-afford-half-this-stuff-shoppers-rage-as-bidens-inflation-crisis-torches-n2597791

Biden is underwater in 41 states–a shortage of support.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2021/10/23/poll-biden-job-approval-underwater-in-41-states/

There is no shortage of Biden wanting to destroy your children.  FJB & Teacher Unions.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2021/10/21/emails-reveal-nsba-top-officers-worked-white-house-letter-targeting-parents-domestic-terrorists/

https://townhall.com/

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A shortage of Elephant Tusks has developed.

https://apnews.com/article/science-africa-environment-and-nature-elephants-mozambique-048e181c6dadc591b1f43c6e963f0f0e

Maybe Americans are waking up.   FJB the dems, and MSM.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/leahbarkoukis/2021/10/27/lets-go-brandon-rap-song-update-n2598060

https://redstate.com/

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The Full Shelf Editor:  What shortages should our loyal readers expect, LL ?

The Peterbilt Cat:  An unintended consequence around the corner is a shortage of shipping containers as a million around the world are waiting to be unloaded.

There is a shortage of reasonably priced shipping costs.

https://www.breitbart.com/economy/2021/10/21/shipping-costs-surge-california-asia/

Congress could drive some semi’s.  They work only 102 days a year.  Let’s see Nancy drive a stick.

https://www.breitbart.com/economy/2021/10/20/record-high-bidens-supply-chain-crisis-is-short-80000-truck-drivers/

https://c.tenor.com/NnUP16gK9R0AAAAM/witch-on-broom-witch.gif

A serious food shortage is in the works.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2021/10/20/bidens-supply-chain-crisis-leaves-farmers-without-much-needed-equipment/

There is a shortage of Knickerbocker love and trash pick-ups in The Big Apple.

https://www.theonion.com/new-york-city-reinstates-full-lockdown-after-disturbing-1847892710

https://nypost.com/2021/10/27/nyc-sanitation-workers-blame-de-blasios-vaccine-mandate-on-trash-pileups/

Washington State has a State Patrol shortage.  The only thing they are full of is arsonists ( BLM ).  They should go back to the 1950s.

https://www.sott.net/article/459774-Washington-State-Patrol-faces-staff-shortages-multimillion-replacement-costs-as-officers-quit-over-Covid-vaccine-mandate

A preview of The Bee’s new book.

https://nypost.com/2021/10/25/our-brave-new-progressive-world-from-a-to-woke/

Here is another be.  FJB sings it to The Group, who pays for private security from campaign contributions.

 

TODAY’S MEMES

 

 

Animal Friendships…Part One

 

A Pelican Befriended A Stray Dog Who Was Often Spotted Hanging Out All Alone Along The Boat Docks.

Bubbles The African Elephant And Bella The Black Labrador.

 

Buddies

 

Family Isn’t Always Blood