When significant events happen…it seems we cannot trust MSM.
That is no big deal to me, you know why?
I drag out my old trusty OUIJA Board. It has never let me down.
It works as good as my voodoo dolls. I pinned my Nancy Pelosi voodoo doll to the floor back when George Floyd was the democrat Idol and it took her entire security team to pick her up.
I love my OUIJA Board. It is so honest. I asked it a few questions:
ME: What excuse will Stacey Abrams use when she loses the election for governor of Georgia for the second time?
OUIJA: She will say that she was not properly listed as INCUMBENT on the ballot. Incumbents have an advantage.
ME: If that fails to get her on The View…what will be her next excuse?
OUIJA: She will say that Oprah and Obama are not black, per Joe Biden…so they hurt her chances.
ME: Who/What will the democrats blame when the Republicans take the house and senate?
OUIJA: Donald Trump/January 6.
ME: When Dr. Oz beats Fedderneck, what will they say?
OUIJA: That it was a trick, smoke and mirrors, because Oz is a wizard.
ME: What will the Dems blame the HUGE Red Wave of November 8th on?
OUIJA: Elon Musk.
ME: Why did Paul Pelosi get hit with his own hammer in his own home?
OUIJA: Because Nancy keeps the gavel with her….BUT not for long.