On My Soapbox….A New Sheriff In Town

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WRITTEN BY: SHEILA TOLLEY

 

“Well, well…it seems that Kaepernick may have waded too deep in Bitter Creek. Perhaps his Chinese Nike’s will finally get too wet and damaged for True Americans to buy any longer. You must remember Colin. He is that worthless football player who developed that knee problem with our National Anthem. He got punted away so hard, he landed in a Nike’ child labor camp in China. Some Americans are finally speaking out against the jerk after he defended the Iranians instead of America in their attack on our embassy in Iraq.

I wish Kaepernick had been giving Iranian General Qassem Soleimani a hug and a pat on the back when Soleimani:

Made his final earthly salute to Mohammed, Landed the last time on his prayer rug, Left to collect his virgins, Made his last call to Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, Bit the bullet, Kicked the proverbial bucket across the sand dunes of Iraq, Passed away, Departed, Succumbed, Gave up the ghost, Met his maker, etc. After all, everyone loves a goodbye hug.

Actually, Soleimani gazed up at the sky and said, “Look, it’s a bird, it’s a plane…oh, Hell it’s a

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The Iraqi people were literally dancing in the street as they celebrated the death of this monster. But, do not hold your breath, you will not hear that on MSM in America. They, just like the Democrats, hate our president more than they love America. In fact, I am convinced neither of them even like America. They have zero respect for our country.

President Trump is standing in their way of destroying our country. He will not allow them to eliminate our southern border, he is appointing so many judges who believe in the Constitution that they are having a melt-down. He has created the best economy and lowest unemployment our country has ever enjoyed. We are no longer dependent on foreign oil. The wonderful list goes on and on.

I am sure glad no one told Nancy and Chucky about the plan to kill the murdering Iranian general, they would have called to warn him of his impending Boom Doom.

Well, now Nancy will have another occasion to wear that black dress she purchased for the ridiculous impeachment vote. Crying Chuck will have another reason to shed tears…and most of all worthless loser, anti-American Colin Kaepernick will have a special reason to accept another free pair of black Chinese Nikes to complement his mourning of American excellence.

The dead general from Iran will be replaced by Esmail Ghaani who promises “Great Revenge and death to America.”

Gee, I hope this new fool does not confuse our old obama America with our new Trump America. We no longer require a pause to reload and return. You see, Americans no longer have to search for parts, guns or ammunition…

We got spares, Baby….because obama is GONE and America has a NEW SHERIFF IN TOWN!

 

 

 

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